My boss in US wanted us to shoot a video in India to cut costs. She shared the phone no of the graphic designer who had worked on previous projects.

I called him. There was a weird ringtone, it sounded like a cross between a bhajan and Himesh Reshammiya.

Finally the guy picked.

Me: Is this Harsh

Guy: Yes

Me: Hi, this is Swati. I want to talk about Shweta's mail.

Guy: hmm?

Me: Shweta mailed you regarding the video.

Guy: Shweta?

Me: Yeah you worked with Shweta and Vanshi and created that poster with plane etc.

Guy: Hmm?

Me: Are you Harsh Rastogi?

Guy: Yes...

Me: Ok so we need to create a video from the script shared with you. Shweta wants it within a week.

Guy: Video?

Me: Are you Harsh or not!

Guy: No! I am not...

Me: Then why didnt you say so when I asked you thrice!