A grade 5 teacher one day asked the children in her class to make rhymes with their names.

First up was Dan. A very adventurous child.

My name is Dan,

When I grow up to be a man,

I want to go to India and Japan ,

If I can, If I can, If I can.

'Very good', the teacher said to Dan. She then asked Sally that it was now her turn.

My name is Sally,

When I grow up to be a lady,

I want to have a baby

If I can, if I can, if I can.

'That is good Sally,' the teacher said. 'But maybe one day you will change your mind.'

Next up was Glenn. He was the naughty one in the class . Here is his rhyme:

My name is Glenn,

When I grow up to be a man,

Never mind India and Japan ,

I'm gonna help Sally with her plan,

I know I can, I can, I can.