Surd: Shirt K Liye Badhiya Kapda Dikhao?

SalsMan:PLAIN Me Dikhau?

Surd:Hawai Jahaaj Tak Jane KiKya Zarurat Hai?Yahi Dikha do!

1st thief : Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window!

2nd thief : But this is the 13th floor

. 1st thief : Hurry! This is no time for superstitions.

Man : How old is your father?

Boy : As old as me

Man : How can that be?

Boy : He became a father only when I was born

In the morning I do not eat because I think of you, at noon I do not eat because I think of you, in the evening I do not eat because I think of you, at night I do not sleep because I am hungry!

Someday u may lose ur hair.u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind.But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks.coz u cant lose wot u don't have!

Dil ko pata Tha woh jrur Aayegi,

Dil ko Pata Tha Woh jaroor Aayegi..

..Par kabhi Socha Na Tha ki...

Surprise me KAMBAKHT Apna "Husband" Bhi saath Layegi!!...

please smile my friend..................

suraj

in search of destiny