lets start of with birth.if ur born as a gal the family esp ur grandmom will cry and curse.then what your father has been suggested to go for another try even before he'll see your face but if your born as a boy grandmom will still have tears but khushi ke anso..(i seriously hate this :( )then what there's party in the house..U are the napoleon and theyll start decidin your future with a man called as "pandit"...Thats called kundli

then as you start growin up your parents expectation will start increasin accordingly..they want to become a doctor or an engineer..coz other profession never spring out.and then there comes paper(i mean the result)..all the women come together to go for a fest but wait somethings cooking..i mean not food its COMPARISION..the mother of MR.Topper will spring the result"mere bete ko itna mila.apke bete ko kitna?".average students mother wil congratulate her and ask 1 common.."apka beta tusion(tution) kidhar jata hai"..then one voice shouts up out"acha iske paas..ohh.kya aap no de sakti ho"..some speaks"mera beta padta hi nahi hai..kya pata woh kya karega..hum to chahate hai blah blah blah"..later your 10th std comes"Mr.kid of 16 years you are royally in a mess"..your parents will run for the best classes best in evrythin...will shell out anythin akhir beteka future haina.arrey 10th uska life ka bahut imp stage hai..idhar perform nahi kiya toh chaprasi banega ya chaiwale ke idhar kaam karega...dats common :P :P....later your 10th results r out..FINISH...not the note! bichara baccha is finished..theyll run helter shelter so that you get the best college and that too in SCIENCE...haha thats scary for me...but wait mom dint comment..when you go to pick your result..."pata hai Sharmaji ke bacche ko itna mila..woh toh jarur doc banega....humare toh naseeb futu 65-70 ke saath paas hua hai..itni mehnat ki par kya fayda..kya hoga iski jindagi ka"...later college is all cool......theyll get you all the best clothes and accessories and if lucky a car or a bike...then you graduate and so on.....now is the high time when a bitch wil bell ..i mean the marriage factor....10 things that will give you da best bride in the town

1.you must not be bald

2.you must have a clean sheet in terms of police records and no illicit other caste love affairs

3.very gud family rappo

4.a gud house and a heavy pocket

5.a big degree which sizes up 10 inches to 20 inches...:P I mean the degree from Oxfords or cambridge and a high paying job even if you sasurji doesnt knw 2 read but when you speak heavy names it creates a gravity

6.beware if the gal has accepted, you before marriage your sasurji will put spies to check your movements and people will stalk you

7.and worst part is the dowry..condemn that..boys family will torture the gal if a car or if the basket of ornaments are not gifted..the dowry ranges from 1 lakhs to 50lakhs+..sometimes a crore fals short!

8.you sud have mom who is quite religious

9.get ready for a big boom boom wedding

10.atlast a BADI NAUKRI ...arrey beta tum koi ladki nahi dega agar enigineer,dactor ya layer nahi bane toh!

and there comes a reason for all probs!

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