This article titled "40 best science puns ever" ws originally published in https://99reallifestories.com. The below is just an extract of the same.

1. Do not trust Atoms. They make up everything.

   
   




2. If you are not part of the Solution, then you are part of the Precipitate.

   
   




3. If Iron man and Silver surfer decide to team up, they would be Alloys.

   
   




4. Potassium is the eternal optimist. Always K. Sodium is the eternal pessimist. Always Na.

   
   




5. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. I just can’t put it down.

   
   




6. I stayed up all night to see where the Sun went. Then it dawned on me.

   
   




7. Doctor: If you can’t helium, and you can’t curium, you’ll probably have to barium.

   
   




8. I once told a Chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

   
   




9. A Physicist and a Biologist had a relationship. But there was no Chemistry.

   
   




10. I heard that Oxygen and Magnesium were going together and I was like OMg!