It doesn't take minutes to build the picture when you change TV channels.

When was the last time you tuned in to "Melrose Place" and got a "Error 404" message?

There are fewer grating color schemes on TV--even on MTV.

The family never argues over which Web site to visit this evening.

A remote control has fewer buttons than a keyboard.

Even the worst TV shows never excuse themselves with an "Under Construction" sign.

Seinfeld never slows down when a lot of people tune in.

You just can't find those cool Health Rider infomercials on the Web.

Set-top boxes don't beep and whine when you hook up to HBO.

You can't surf the Web from a couch with a beer in one hand and Doritos in the other.