Lessons in Logic If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but, if your father-in-law is a poor man, it’s your stupidity. .......................................................................... I was born intelligent - education ruined me. ........................................ read more...

Think about it... It’s another morning......... Again I have to go to the office. Ohh!! this is me... I shouted, having a glance at my in today’s news paper. But what the HELL it is doing in the death column?? Strange... One second.......Let me think, last night when I was going t read more...

Dear HR manager, Raja, my assistant manager, can always be found hard at work in his cubicle. Raja works independently, without wasting company time talking to colleagues. Raja never thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always finishes given assignments on time. Often Raja take read more...

Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we’re kids? If you’re less than 10 years old, you’re so excited about aging that you think in fractions. ’How old are you?’ ’I’m four and a half!’ You’re never thirty-six and read more...

Dear , There were about 70 scientists working on a very hectic project. All of them were really frustrated due to the pressure of work and the demands of their boss but everyone was loyal to him and did not think of quitting the job. One day, one scientist came to his boss and told him - Sir, I h read more...

Latest update after Swiss Bank has agreed to disclose the funds…. Our Indians’ Money - 70, 00,000 Crores Rupees In Swiss Bank 1) Yes, 70 lakhs crores rupees of India are lying in Switzerland banks. This is the highest amount lying outside any country, from amongst 180 countries of the world, read more...

Funny Short Forms of IT Companies 1. NIIT: Not Interested in IT 2. WIPRO: Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output 3. HCL: Hidden Costs & Losses 4. TCS: Totally Confusing Solutions 5. INFOSYS: Inferior Offline Systems 6. HUGHES: Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping 7. BAAN: Beggars read more...

A lady manager of a big reputed office noticed a new man one day and told him to come into her office. "What is your name?" was the first thing she asked the new guy. "John," the new guy replied. She scowled, "Look... I don’t know what kind of a namby-pamby place you worked before, but I don read more...

Normal 0 Politics is not a SERVICE anymore but a PROFESSION!!! An Important Issue! Salary & Govt. Concessions for a Member of Parliament (MP) Monthly Salary : Rs. 12,000/- Expense for Constitution per month : Rs. 10,000/- Office expenditure per month : Rs. 14,000/- Traveling concession (Rs read more...

A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0 . In a read more...

A group of frogs were traveling through the woods, and two of them fell into a deep pit. All the other frogs gathered around the pit. When they saw how deep the pit was, they told the two frogs that they were as good as dead. The two frogs ignored the comments and tried to jump up out of the pit wit read more...

You are my TVS SCOOTY (First Love) and also my AIWA (PURE PASSION) I always BPL (Believe in best) and you are SANSUI (Better than best) You are McDOWEL`S (Mera number one) love LA-OPALA (Made for one) I beleive in FRESHIA (Gorepan se jyade khoobsurti ka wada) and you are one of the most beautiful in read more...

A water bearer in China had two large pots, each hung on the ends of a pole which he carried across his neck. One of the pots Had a crack in it, while the other pot was perfect and always Delivered a full portion of water. At the end of the long walk from the stream to the House, the cracked pot a read more...

F A M I L Y I ran into a stranger as he passed by, ’Oh excuse me please’ was my reply. He said, ’Please excuse me too; I wasn’t watching for you.’ We were very polite, this stranger and I. We went on our way and we said goodbye. But at home a different story is told, read more...

Geography of Every women ! Between the ages of 15 - 20 a woman is like Africa. She is half discovered, half wild. Between the ages of 20 - 30 a woman is like America. Fully discovered and scientifically perfect. Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India & Japan. Very hot, wise and beautif read more...