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Jul 17, 2006 03:09 PM, 12250 Views
(Updated Jul 17, 2006)
WAKE UP MY BROTHERS ......ITS TIME

Here is an interesting piece


Thackeray and Dawood take on Mumbai.


Let’s take them on.


I am angry as hell. Can we do something about the two thugs who are


screwing with our city?


One, our very own Hindu Nazi, Bal Thackeray decides to put on a show of


strength by getting his ragtag Shiv Sainiks to burn down a few buses,


torch a few Muslims and shut shops in our city on Sunday. Acts of


carefully-planned violence supposedly in the name of "spontaneous


emotion"


over the defacement of some inconsequential statue of his wife in some


inconsequential part of town. Acts planned to impress the shopkeepers


who had increasingly stopped paying "protection money" to the Thackeray


family-run political party, the Shiv Sena - and to assert, somewhat


impotently and unconvincingly - that old man with senile mind and


rag-tag coterie still ruled Mumbai.


And what do we do? Nothing. We adjust our shopping schedules, our Sunday


outings with our families, and go back to our lives, ignoring the man


and his actions like one would shrug off an annoying but occasionally


persistent flea.


Phone call records now indicate that two days later , our other


home-grown thug, Dawood Ibrahim, now hiding in Pakistan behind the


pajamas of tinpot dictator Musharraf, got some Islamic militants to


plant 7 bombs in our local trains and kill more than 200 people. A


response not coincidentally timed to contradict Thackeray’s "I rule


Mumbai" with a louder "Nope dude, you don’t."


And what do we do? Not very much again - other than to bring out our


hearts and repair the damage as we best can. We crowd hospitals till


they say they have more blood than they need, we line the streets


offering food and water to people walking home, we invite strangers to


spend the night in our offices and homes till the public transport gets


back into action.


You know what - I’m tired of turning the other cheek to these two


jokers.


I’m sick of just doing what we Mumbaikars are supposed to do so well


-what our supposed "Mumbai Spirit" is all about - which is - in a word,


to not be affected, to do nothing, to go on with life, to accept this as


just another annoyance of living in Mumbai, like our small apartments,


our potholed roads and our real estate prices.


Yes - just getting on with our own lives is probably the best long-term


message we can give anybody. Just like we did after the 1993 riots -


another Dawood-Thackeray showdown. Just like we did after every single


idiot Shiv Sena rasta roko, after every single stupid bomb in our


temples and trains.


We showed that it didn’t turn us into quivering scaredy-pots, into


trembling sissies. We just dealt with it and went on.


The point is, this lesson of "do what you will, we’ll ignore you" would


work on a thinking thug who cared for what we thought. But these two


aren’t after terrorizing us. They’re doing the


"mine’s-bigger-than-yours" with each other, using our corpses as


measuring tapes. We’re not critical to either of them. We’re just


collateral damage.


I propose that we’re way too tolerant of these two small-time warlords.


And in the interest of solving these annoyances, like we’re finally


solving our roads and highways and flyover problems, I suggest we go


after these two.


Let’s take them out.


Let’s learn from the Americans and the Israelis. And let’s use tactics


that we perfected ourselves.


Yes, I know Dawood’s squirreled away in Pakistan. I posit that he’s far


easier to locate than an Osama Bin Laden in that country - being


somewhat identifiable by his attendant accessories of women, wine,


cellphones and Japanese sport-utility vehicles - habits a wiser Osama


does without. How difficult would it be to do one of those surgical


strikes - cruise missile anybody - and put him out?


I do think that asked politely - and especially if we promise to buy


some overpriced arms from them after the fact, both Israel and America


would volunteer some expertise in this regard. It would solve a lot of


issues, not the least the usage of drug money to fund weapons for


Kashmir militants, Musharraf’s kowtowing to the ISI, the Bollywood


film-funding problem and lots of other grouses many countries face. No


one would miss the man, other than the odd failed Bollywood starlet or


two.


Let’s do it.


Thackeray is a knottier problem. Laser-guided munitions wouldn’t be an


appropriate solution - and simply voting him out of power in the state


didn’t work either - the man now uses street-gang power in place of an


electoral mandate.


But we have a deadlier weapon - our tax sleuths. Remember, Al Capone was


brought down for income tax evasion. So was many an Indian political


career.


Go after the failed cartoonist - and his failed cartoonist son - and


find out where exactly the latter got the US$100 million to bid for land


in Lower Parel. Where did Papa get the money for his Japanese SUVs, for


his real estate holdings, his Italian shades, his club in the suburbs,


his Swiss watches?


Bring him down. On the slightest excuse. Go after him legally. With as


much firepower as we can muster. Be relentless. You’ll see that he’ll


run out of friends very soon.


It’ll be much more fun, much more rewarding - and much better PR, in


fact - than trying to bring down Amitabh Bachchan. That man has


legitimate sources of income. This man writes bad grammar in a failing


newspaper.


There’s so much I need to do - and I can’t take this crap any more.


Perhaps it’s the 21st century, perhaps I’m not the super-patient Indian


man I was brought up to be. I can’t take this waste of time, waste of


life, waste of emotion any more.


And I sense this under-swell in others around me. We’re not happy to


stand by and watch, like perhaps our parents were.


Let’s go after them.


When Thackeray and Dawood took on Mumbai now - as they did before -


Mumbai won.


And when they take us on again, we’ll win again, give or take a few


lives they don’t care about.


And we’ll win yet again. And again. And again.


But you know what - let’s not give them another chance to go after us.


Let’s go after them. Really. Shut them down once and for all.


Enough is enough.


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A concerned HINDUSTANI ..............

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