It started like this..
?You better avoid this film. It is one of the worst films I have seen in this decade. There is no continuity in the narration, no completion in the songs, and importantly no common sense in the director. You better save Rs.30?
M.Prabhu, Friend, 08.15 PM
?Prabhu never says something bad about a film. If he terms a film avoidable, then there is something unique about the film. I wanna find that for real tonight. Are you joining??
Vasu, Intimate Friend, 08.55 PM
?It has got names Rahman and Simran. I have got the time for it. You have got enough money for both of us. I am game?
Urs Truly, 08.56 PM
?Damn! The show is 9.45 PM & not 10.00 PM. What do you want to lose, the titles or your dinner? I know your obssession to watch a film from the censor certificate to the end music would get the better of your appetite. Lets rush and atleast hoot some biscuits and cool drinks into the theatre?
Vasu, Intimate Friend, 09.40 PM
?Cmon. After all Azhagar Perumal is a Maniratnam product. Remember Dum Dum Dum. Joot wasn?t a bad film either. Moreover Vijaydosent speak too much dialogues. Don?t develop a negative mindset based on that idiot?s words.?
Anonymous, Two people entering the theatre 09.45 PM
?Wow! Look at the crew! Sujatha, Priyan and Rajusundaram apart from Rahman. I think we are really into something in this film?
Mr.X, Neighbour for the film 09.55 PM
?Hey There is no continuity amidst the scenes. Is it poor editing or Is the operator into a high handed job??
Mr.X, Neighbour & Urs Truly 10.15 PM
?We want it fully. I thought the other two songs were interlude types. Not this one. I want ?Thiruvellikeni Rani? in full. Or Nobody is going to watch the film! ?
Mr.Y, An animated fan @ the Operator Room 10.25 PM
?Gentleman, Believe me. I am as confused as you are.Only thing that my confusion lasts for 13 shows?
The Operator, Archana Theatre 10.26 PM
?Alas ! The Guys have killed Vivek, our only relief. I better rush home and catch some sleep rather than sit through the second half of this film?
Mr.Y, An animated fan @ Canteen, Archana 10. 45 PM
? How on the earth could he have made Dum Dum Dum. It only confirms that Maniratnam was more than a producer in that film. This guy looks worser than an amateur.?
Mr.Z, fellow fan, Canteen, Archana 10. 45 PM
?I understand his position. But how can he convince us that his half boil is an omelette??
Mr.Guhan, College Colleague, Canteen, Archana 10.45 PM
?This guy is testing my patience. This is the limit. I cant even admire Priyan 7 Rahman?s work. Praveen Mani is equally torrid. Boss, I am leaving?
X, Neighbour for the film 11.05 PM
? I don?t think that even if the film released a couple of years ago as slated, it would have crossed a week?
Vasu, Intimate Friend 11.10 PM
? Well. I don?t know whether I could have expressed any better. Heard that you went to get some of that nonsense for yourself. All the best?
M.Prabhu, Friend thro SMS, 11.15 PM
? Alas for the sake of Rahmans music and for Vijay & Simrans dance, he should have played the song a little more. What else does he think is interesting in this stupidity??
Mr.XX, fellow fan (from back row)11.30 PM
? I am sure that the director and editor of this film is the most unconsiderate person in the earth. He should be hanged publicly?
Mr.YY, Fellow fan (yelling from two rows in front) 11.35 PM
? What about the financier of the film who wasresponsible for its release now. The film was better buried in the producer?s room?
Mr.ZZ, Fellow fan (yelling back from three rows in back) 11.35 PM
?Oh ! M God. The climax is the perfect icing to this cake of stupidity. By the way, I havent laughed like this for long. What a senseless climax? ?
Urs Truly, 11.50 PM
?We better laugh at ourselves for coming to this film. Once in his lifetime, Prabhu gives a good verdict and we don?t heed to him?
Vasu, Intimate Friend, 11.50 PM
?Hey!What happened to you? You seem astonished, as if you have seen the unseen. Of course, we didn?t see something we expected. But why do you look shell shocked ??
Urs Truly, 11.55 PM
? I am just wondering at the history created by Azhagar Perumal. I have never slept inside a cinema theatre, he has made me do so?
Vasu, Intimate Friend, 11.50 PM
?Wait. They are displaying the crew. Let me just confirm that there is no editor in the film?
Mr.Guhan, College Colleague, (at the exit of Theatre) 11.50 PM
?I have seen a good number of A films in Shanmuga and Manis. Believe me they had editing and a sense of completion miles better than this one. What a waste of time and money?
Mr.XXX, fellow fan (Vehicle Stand)11.30 PM
?You better avoid this film. It is one of the worst films I have seen in this decade.There is no continuity in the narration, no completion in the songs, and importantly no commom sense in the director. You better save Rs.30?
Urs Truly, 08.35 AM
?Hey! My brother never says something bad about a film. If he terms Udhaya avoidable, then there is something unique about the film. I wanna find that for real this evening. Shall we go for evening show today??
My sister(over the phone) 08.55 AM
and the tragedy continues?