Uuuummmm bhung ka rung chadhaa ho chakaachak, phir lo paan chabbaaye!
Kanchaa Seth Jinke Ghar sheeshe ko ho wo doosro ke gharon per patthar nahi maarte!
Jailer Saahab Kalicharan ke irrade aapke jail ki deewaaro se bahut majbut hai!
Tumhara Naam kya hai Basanti?
Arrey Mausi kamaane ka kya hai? Ab jooe me kisi ki roj roj jeet toh hoti nahi!
Bus mausi khandaan ka pata chalte hi bata jaaoonga!
Bap ka naam master Deena Nath Chauhaan! Ma ka…
Gabbar Singh Apne aadmiyon se kah do banduke fenk de!
Oh suddenly I am finding that its getting fun to hate Amitabh! 1 review on an average about “retire hona bahut jarooro hai” toh suno sambha- Amitabh kisi ke Baap ka Naukar nahi Jo usse retirement letter mile! He was the King! He is the King and he will live like a King! And those who hated Amitabh- Half of them landed in Jail! And half in some mental Hopital!Now hating Amitabh is an art best known by those small furred dogs…they bark at you maintaining a safe distance! Pow pow pow! lest they get close you twist their neck. And the same could be seen in the Delhi’s Yamuna bridge too! When the elephants walk with grandeur to take a wash in the Yamuna, scores of stray dogs bark at them but keeping a safe distance! Because they know that Elephant is big, great and majestic and they bark cursing their own fate!
And recently one Haya Rizvi or some Kapoor dared to get near his majesty’s son! And oops she landed in jail and just three days ago INDIA TV and Congress NCP female Leader did endorse and show the Blue Films made by Haya Rizvi and her sister herself in their own apartment. So this NCP leader is a female and kept Haya at her home out of compassion after Haya thrown out by her landlords(refer INDIA TV) and the lady(the leader) female herself narrated horrifying truth about Haya- in short- she was a drug addict, Blue movie actress and what not- the female politician has to throw away Haya to save her own home! Not to waste time on lesser, forgettable mortals anymore.
So what is AB’s fault? He saw a bad phase in his life. The bollywood-* jahaan ugte suraj ko salaam karte hain!* was forgetting about this “shanshah” and AB was on verge of selling his property to make for his living.
But Amar Singh and Anil Ambani- came to his rescue! Cause a friend in need is a friend indeed! And suddenly one fine day he is back with a bang! To make for his losses and he is getting rich day by day. He is a self employed and need not retire unless he wishes so! And he has world’s most beautiful women as his bahu! He is promoting his son because he is a caring father! And I will right now ask all the sons who are living in the homes bought by their father or have borrowed huge amount from their father to start a business- to leave their homes and pay back to your father if you can’t digest AB helping junior AB. And talk about kisses and pecks and Budha Badmaash- I will better laugh off the topic!
And just take a note- a small kid from Delhi after so many of Kkkkkkkkkkkk roles asks AB- Uncle main thodi si aapki naqal ker loon? Mujhe bhi rich aur famous bananna hai!
Parting thoughts- He is not God that he will not make mistakes! To error is so very humane and so is he! We all had our shares of errors and disasters so what Big Deal?