Being caught in devil and deep dea can be dangerous...it disturbs ur dreams..sach me !
The other day I was sipping on this particular Amul kool while watching the TV and suddenly one lady named Mallika Sherawat popped up on the screen wanting to be the curviest and coolest cheez on earth...Fido transforms her into a 7 up bottle. A confused mallika fan finishes his Amul Kool and goes for sleep..
But he wasn’t aware about the coolest war can be hot !
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The Forbidden Hot n Cool Dreams
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"Order Order" One old person dressed up as Judge shouts and bangs the wooden hammer on his table.
The Court-room is all abuzz with men from all age groups. Men, men, men ....for all possible reasons. This muqabla was one of the most talked ones on every news channel.
Mallika’s claim to be world’s coolest cheez is contested by Amul Kool, a flavored based drink from Amul. From Malllika’s side Mr. Imraan Hashmi has been appointed as her Legal Counsel. Amul Kool shall be banking on Zuludancing for their supremecy claim.
Mallika is dressed up in minimal clothes and Imraan Hashmi is sporting his usual "abhi to mein nind-se-jaga" looks. He is proud to sport his unshaven face and a lusty ogle at Mallika.
Amul Kool is present in two forms. One is dressed up nicely in a tetra-pack to keep itself fresh and portable for few more days. The other Amul Kool is dressed up in a glass curvy bottle. Zuludancing is proud to sport a confident look.
"Judgesaab, Mallika is known world over. She has been India’s representative to Kannes last year. World reknowned action hero Jackie Chan is her favorite. She is definately the coolest cheez" Imraan started the case....
"Objection My lord." Zuludancing gets nostalgic about filmi cort room scenes and shouts. " Judgesaab, Hum oos desh ke wasi hai jis desh me ganga behti hai. India’s has been known to the world for its royal heritage and rich cultural values. We take pride in our females dressed up in sarees. Whereas the lady standing here called Mallika is showing the dark side of India, the people behind poverty line, the people who can’t afford to wear clothes. This is not India judgesaab. This is not India. This is not India ! " Slams roll of newspaper in his hand on the table in despration to prove his point...
Zulu continues his arguement.."Amul Kool is truly the representative of India. It is from the house of Amul. Amul is proudly the taste of India. Started as a co-operative movement in state of Gujrat, Amul has un-disputed leadership in milk based products like Butter, cheese and Ice-Cream. With its impeccable distrobution system, it has gone for a few more milk based products."
"Amul Kool is one of its new product, a flavored milk available in various flavours like Pista, Strawberry, Kesar, Strawberry. Judgesaab, we dont need an award at Cannes for this. It has already taken Mumbai by storm. " Zulu tries to be PR for Amul Kool and now goes on ...... Imraan , on the other hand is flirting with Mallika and Mallika is trying to look cool...
"Hum us desh ke wasi hai jis desh me ganga behti hai. Amul Kool is affordable at Rs. 10 per pack / bottle and easily available" Suddenly Imraan Hashmi gets up and shouts...
"Judgesaab, Mallika created revolution in Indian cinema. She shown to the world we, Indians are sexually liberated. She has created employment opportunities for so many gurlz in the industry who could have never made to the glam world. I can proudly say, she has made sex and skin available amply in India. And she is the pioneer in India about it. Every man in India admires and adores her openly or secretly"
"She is the coolest cheez....thats it my lord" Imraan finishes his arguement and throws a flying kiss to Mallika ! She obliges him with the same. Many men standing behind Imraan climb over each other to catch it, many fell down, many injured.
Zulu emerges from his chair truimphant. "Judgesaab. This is the point that I wanted to make from beginning. Mallika may be pioneer but she is not comparable with Amul Kool in many respects. Dekhiye in mens ko...mallika ke ek flying kiss ke liye tadap rahe hai ."
Sir, the question is about availability. Amul Kool mumbai me har railway station par bikta hai, dus rupya dekar koi bhi usko kharid sakta hai. Thaili me dalkar ghar lekar ja sakta hai. Biwi-bachchon ke sath baithkar enjoy kar sakta hai..Judgesaab...Mein ye sawaal aapse poochta hoon..kya aap mallika ko aaj court chutne ke baad aap ke ghar lekar ja sakte hai ? Nahin na !"
"Doodh aadmi aur aourat ko kai jaroorati vitamins deta hai. Its good for kids. It is also a good alternative to the harmful soft-drinks. Its all the time better than Mallika" !
Here...Imraan Looks desprate and looks to mallika in loser look. Mallika senses the urgency and looks seductively to the audience....vows to beat zuludancing...people are wild and hungry for his blood for showing mallika her true status...
Zulu shouts, runs close to Mallika and tells her "Every minute a amul kool is opened in Mumbai and drunk with a 12 inch straw. Koi jawaab ? Ab bolo...cool koun ?" Mallika faints...
Zulu and amul kool wins...zulu opens the amul kool...sips and winks to the audience...