ANIMAL !
REVIEWED BY: ARINDAM SAIN
’Sajaa mein deta hoon Dada ji, maafi aap de dena.’ To take a sweet revenge, ’aasli trick hain patience.’ Wait karne ke baad, maarne ka joh majaa hain na, woh kisi mein nahi. Agar sadiyo se ush dynasty ka gene aggressive aur dominating hain, toh ush family ka baccha bhi kabhi bhi shikaar kar sakta hain, kyun ki Sher ka baccha bhi Sher hee hota hain. Any human being behaves like a social animal if and only if the society in which he is living is social, ’nahi toh goli maar doonga.’ ’Attitude toh khandaani hain jeeja ji, khoon mein hain, kaise badlega.’ Yeh dekho Geetu, aa gaya tumhari ’Alpha’. ’I have no sisterly feelings for you.’ ’Nice haircut, par tum lambe baalon mein bhi acche lagte ho.’
’Kisne chherha hain mere behen ko ? ’ ’Abhi toh jalwa baaki hain ! ’ Toh phir aao, hum tumko aapna jalwa dikhaate hain. Bhai ho toh aisa ho, ekdum rakhwala. He loves his two sisters Roop and Reet so much. Papa ne bola ghar chorh do, aur tum chal diye Barkhurdaar, ruko jaara, ’Alpha Male’ ko kisine select kar liya. ’Dulha changed ! ’ Yeh log bahut chapar chapar karte hain, jealousy you see, karo deep kiss desperate ho ke. ’Koi doori nahi baaki, Piya re.’ ’Pandit ji, main mantra padhiye.’ Why did he come back from America to India ? Any impact on the share price of the Swastik Group of Companies ! ’Shakti, Pragati, Vijay’. The son of Balbir Singh motivated the workers of Swastik Steel to start the work again.
Welcome back to the village. ’Apna pind toh apna pind hota hain oye ! ’ Papaji helped him to fight the war. When the Sikhs unite, they unite like the roaring Lions of the Jungle to hunt down their enemies. ’Jo bole so nihaal, sat Sri Akaal.’ Mishra Uncle was so happy to see such a strategic move. They killed Kailash ji so brutally. Maaf karna didi, baat apni khandaan ko bachane ka hain. Mar gaya saala ! ’Force ka aadmi hain main’. No time for demo, Freddy; time for action.’ ’TigerX’ brand underwear ! Oye DJ laa, Dolby Sound baajla. Kulhadi Killers ! Violence with motivational song ! 200 criminals are yet to arrive ! Freddy is another champ you see ! ’Guys, imagined in Delhi, manufactured at Bangalore, assembled in Maharashtra; 100 percent ’Made in India’.’ Aatmanirbhar Bharat ka ’Gurudev Gun’ !
’Je mein apno ko dekheya; mujhse buraa naa koye’. Asrar has been gunned down. Rann pe vijay praapt kiya Rannvijay Singh ne. ’Guys, salute the champion.’ But, who sent those criminals in that hotel ? The doctor has found a heart donor ! Who is dancing with the wine glass on his head. ’Jamal jamal, ye jamalu, jamal kudu ! ’ A translator between the bride and the groom ! ’Abid Bhai ne maana kiya tha, aap ko bataane ke liye.’ Mare huye aashiq ka dil abhi bhi zinda hain, Zoya ke liye naya pyar hee sahi, wahi purana aashiqana dil se ! ’Pehle bhi main tum se mila hoon ! ’ A bomb blast in the Rolls Royce ! Men are always smarter, you see ! ’Yeh blast tera muh khulbaane ke liye ee toh tha.’ ’Come, lick my shoe.’ Abid is planning something big by utilizing Aziz’s face with medical surgery. ’Agar mere jaisa nahi dikha, toh matlab mera hee hain.’
Abrar’s father whose surname was Singh, changed his religion and got married to several women. Gitanjali found her husband to be guilty, but, at least, her husband was honest enough to confess all his sins. ’Husband-Wife stupid fights ! ’ But, you can hardly ignore your ’Home Minister’ when she is a mother of two kids. ’Duniya tu hee hain meri.’ Time to go to the war zone. ’If I don’t come back, dobaara shaadi mat karna.’ Campbelltown Airport of Scotland ! ’Ya aaj main rahoonga, ya saamne wala mera.’ Abrar ko bhi bhejh diya gaya hain Asrar ke paash. Happy Diwali, Papa ! ’Let us play a game.’ Bachpan mein ush kagaz mein joh likha tha, woh abhi bhi Balbir Singh ko yaad hain. Baap toh baap hota hain, par dukh bhi hota hain, jab uska ladka aankhon ke saamne bann jaaye "ANIMAL".