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Apne
Aditya Pande@zuludancing
Jul 06, 2007 05:19 PM, 6012 Views
Jo Jita Wahi Ganga Sagar reboxed !

For several reasons, I can draw parallels between Apne, Jo Jita Wahi Sikander and a nearby family Restaurant.


Guys, let’s have the first perspective in place:


*Jo jita wahi Sikandar Re-Boxed:


*If the fashion keeps on repeating itself in a span of 2 decades, so


the movie themes in bollywood. If short kurtis were a rage some 20


years back, they are now seen selling at Big Bazaar and Westside like


hotcakes.


Apne, a Anil Sharma directed movie works on the same pattern of "repeat" after few decades.


If Jo Jita focussed on inter-college cycling race, Apne takes place in a swanky global boxing league.


Transformation from a small hill station to an intercontinental league


just shows the way our country has changed, our movies have changed.


The contexts remain almost same as its a fight for lost pride, fight of


a brother for his brother, achievement of father’s dream who is also a


coach for the sporting brothers.


Dharmendra is a former boxing champion staying of course in our movie’s


favorite land, Punjab. Few decades back he was slapped with doping


charges and was disqualified from World Boxing champion title.


One dream remains unfulfiled to re-gain one’s pride, to regain country’s pride.


He looks upon his elder son(Sunny Deol) to take up the mantle and


fulfill his dreams. Sunny however leaves it mid-way as boxing doesn’t


fetch money to drive a Honda CRV.i mean to feed the family.


The dream still remains unfulfilled and that bothers him.


Bobby Deol, the younger son also the nasal rockstar who is disabled by


left had gets cured miraculosly and enters the boxing league.


The fight begins! Fight with destiny, fight with fellow boxing


champions. Bobby wins all the matches and goes to fight Luca Garcia!


Luca Garcia is Deepak Tijori of Jo Jita who wants to win at any cost.


Similarly, he cheats in the final match and wins! Bobby is in


hospital.


What to do for the un-fulfilled dream.Dont u worry!


Here comes the otherwise shy sunny deol to fight luca garcia!


and in the end Amir khan wins the cycling match! Bravo!


*Let’s see the movie from the perspective of going to a family restaurant:


*Newly opened Ganga Sagar in my side of the town is a multi-cuisine


restaurant serving punjabi, south indian and chinese cuisines at one


go. Kids can munch on small bites of sandwiches and milkshakes. College


going guys can hog chinese food so the uncle n aunties can feast on


punjabi food. In the end, everyone devours the ice-cream, pays the bill


and leaves happily.


Apne is exactly like a visit to family restaurant.


Dharmendra! Thankfully back to end the monotony of bachchan is


remarkably charming and good looking at the age of 72. He has single


handedly carried the movie on his shoulders bringing back pleasant


memories of Dharmendra where people cherished him not only for his


muscles but also for his phenomenal acting e.g Chupke Chupke, Sholay


and Satyakam. He is like the good old chole bhatura and dal tadka,


ageless wonders.


Sunny Deol and Bobby have played their roles as the director


wanted.Period! Somehow few Sunny Deol loyalist would be dis-appointed


to see Sunny getting badly bruised in the end. We are not habituated to


see him that way i.e. getting beaten mercilessly by the baddy. They are


like chinese cuisine of Ganga Sagar. I can see my generation somewehere


there.


Shilpa Shetty, "Big Brother’s wife and Katrina Kaif are like raitas and


masala papads. One doesn’t require them but they add up to the taste.


Beautiful shots of punjab and breathtaking picturisation of boxing are like the ice-cream!


Dude.where the bill? Himesh’s music is serious interruption and an ear-sore.



Chef Mr. Anil Sharma, you have cooked up the cuisine just too well!


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Now imagine this movie being made by noted directors of this age:


*Prakash Jha: The movie shall be shot at the backdrop of Kushti


akhadas in Bihar. Dharmendra could not fight the kushti because he was


kidnapped at the time of the match. Now he grows up as a old man and


trains his sons to take on the best wrestler, Ajay Devgan who is also a


corrupt politician.


Aurag Basu: Locations are Far east asian countries. Imraan Hashmi is


adopted by Dharam paaji. Now Imraan’s concentration from boxing is


diverted since the director tries to put in some good music and some


smoochings. In the end, imraan somehow wins.


Yashraj and KJo: It will have AB as Dharmendra doing "God knows",


thrown out of "god knows", Jr. AB and SRK bring the glory back by


singing songs in manhattan!


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