Bang!
* – Three gals met and shouted "same pinch" we all are screwed by the same guy,
Bimbo 1: Thanks to Yash Tales, we got to play our "Dream Role" which our mom did for yash uncle movies earlier and now we are doing the same.
Bimbo 2: Thanks GOD "Nothing is permanent except Yash uncle movies"
Bimbo 3: Thank GOD "we can kiss as well and nobody says anything"
What-so-ever – I was all set to learn a lesson or two, when I got hold of my seat at Movie-Time(The Hub). Though I ran faster than leopard thinking I might have to be too pushy to reach my seat, but soon realized those empty chairs looked at me and said "you-are-wrong-again". Finally I resumed grinning to all the chairs that mocked at me and wondered, “am I too late for the show?”. Wanted to call the "Filmy-pundits" for a prediction, but then I did not want a costlier repentance at the end of the show.
Let-me-not be a cry baby further and before I get nauseous with the emotions which swept me. Discouraging the morale of my avid fans, who read me with ardor.
Raj(Ranbir Kapoor- the worst performance of Rishi and Neetu ever), a cool dude busy wondering how to loose the important thing at the age of 18.
Boom! – hits with Mahi(Minisha) an aftermath of DDLJ(YRF still busy promoting their old flick, HUH), who clings to him, in the first instance, assuming he is Raj of her life. But dream breathes its last breath, after a lip-lock(Which isn’t bad thing you see – its Yash uncle movie) Raj shatters Mahi’s heart and moves on for another start.
Who-is-the-next? Yes it’s our Bipasha bimbo–aka-Radhika-aka-Shreya-aka-hot-pants. Now what happens with her? She tries to Live-in with Raj, ends up sleep-in with Raj and kiss-in Raj(Which isn’t bad thing you see – its Yash uncle movie) ends up cry-in without Raj. For he just whims on a far way land of Sydney, jilting her on the D-day outside the court.
Who-is-the-next? It’s Gayatri(Deepika Padukone), you can call her all-in-one solution or even "Sinkara gal"(for the hamdard factor or any better reasoning). She is taxi-driver-to-studies-to-supermarket-gal thrown into one, in short a Supergirl from Sydney. Anyways her sole purpose in the movie was to tell Raj "Bure-kaam-ka-bura-natija", so she refuses this dude’s marriage proposal.
Now-don’t-ask-me how come Raj proposed for marriage?. Probably dude realized that he is getting old and Viagra can be an expensive affair, so proposed her for marriage and remembered his convent lessons "Bad deed never goes unpunished" (Though its vice-versa in kalyug).
Raj-returns to apologies to one-sulking-in-pain "Mahi" and one-flying-in-fame "Radhika-aka-Shreya" and what happens next is there in bournvita quiz. Climax has another lip-lock with Gayatri(Which isn’t bad thing you see – its Yash uncle movie)
Who-is-the-director? Siddhartha Anand of Salaam Namaste and Tara-rum-pum fame. Well Siddhartha(mere naam ki ijjat rakh) which scene did you direct in the movie? And if you truly directed, why Deepika couldn’t act? Minisha continued being stale(acting and looks both) and Bipasha probably acted well because she has learnt enough by now. And our "Ranbir" – did you tell him which scene was a jovial one and which required him to be morose?
The-world-is-round! Phew, can you please preach me something new. Yash Uncle, you have travelled a long way from something to look up-to-something to long down too. From pure love to pure lust rather the typical fact of’kalyug’. You indeed have moved people with your movies in the past, you still move the people. The only difference is this time you have moved audiences outside the theatre. Are you still in the learning process Yash Uncle or this is pure experimental basis?
Technically correct- Ditto to that, cinematography, music, choreography and all other graphy’s were correct. Editing guy needs to be sacked with half the payment promised.
What-made-me-sit-till-the-end:
*Bipasha- She is hot
Khuda Jaane Song
Deepika’s Dimples
*Top of the all because I shelled cash to watch this.
Moral-of-the-story:
A ditcher can either make you or break you, now it depends on you want to swing which way. To or Fro!