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Bagpiper
Arun Roy@arunroy
Aug 31, 2002 02:43 PM, 68503 Views
(Updated Jun 29, 2006)
Better to avoid

A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his fifth-grade class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey, and two worms. ’’Now, class. Observe the worms closely, ’’ said the professor, putting a worm first into the water. The worm in the water writhed about, happy as a worm in water could be. He put the second worm into the whiskey. It writhed painfully and quickly sank to the bottom, dead as a doornail. ’’Now, what lesson can we derive from this experiment?’’ the professor asked. Young Peter, who sits in the back of the classroom, raised his hand and responded, ’’Drink whisky and you won’t get worms.’’ – From net Occasionally, I feel like agreeing with Peter. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ In fact the early days of Alcoholic beverage started as a ‘Water of Life’; medicine to increase span of life and to cure some diseases. However, unfortunately it is being used as an intoxicant in today’s world. That is the reason for so many low cost brands in the market to cater different segments. Bagpiper is one such brand. Bagpiper is one of the highest selling brands in the world. Reason for becoming so popular is very simple – Originating from a country like India with more than billion populations and surrounded by few countries that are having similar economic conditions and cultures. No doubt, it is one of most popular whisky with a price tag that is affordable by common people who want to drink something to get drunk or have the feeling of consuming whisky. Baramati Grape Industries Ltd manufactures this product. Hey, do not get confused by the word Grape. I am sure it is not fermented from Grape. Bagpiper is being marketed by Herbertsons Ltd. Herbertsons, if not mistaken, is one of companies of liquor baron Vijay Mallya. Strength – 75 O Proof; 42.8 % v/v Packing – Available in all possible sizes from 60 ml to 750 ml. This is also available in 90 ml glass bottle. Taste & Flavor – This drink is not for the guys who really bother for Taste & Flavor of a whisky. How to enjoy Bagpiper - According to me, a very chilled drink will shrunken the size of your taste cells and make it less effective. Carbonated water will help to camouflage the taste and flavor. So, add enough club soda and lot of ice cubes and have it. Does not matter about the speed of drinking but I will recommend a tall glass. May try little lemon juice to suit your taste. Some even add Coke into it. Not a bad idea. Herbertsons has engaged all action men of Bollywood for its ad campaigns. It all started with Dharmendar and now even Devdas without Paro (Sharukh). I admire the imagination of scriptwriters of these commercials because one may really go for such type of actions after few pegs of Bagpiper. Keep it up. Where is that smart fifth grade student, the Peter? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Time has passed and grown up Peter incidentally adopted teaching as a profession. Let us pip in his classroom to see what he is teaching. As a professor he stood with his class with a selection of items in front of him. When the lecture began, he took a very large glass, filled it up with large stones, which was approx. 5 cm wide. When the glass was full, he asked the students: ’’Is the glass filled up now?’’ Everyone agreed that it was. The Professor Peter took some very small stones, and gently into the glass while he shakes it very carefully, causing the smaller stones to go in between the larger stones. When the glass again was filled up to the edge he asked once more: ’’Is the glass filled up now?’’ Everyone agreed that it was filled up. When the professor placed a bag with sand on the table the students laughs, of cause the professor could ad sand between the stones, and he filled it to the top. ’’Now!’’ said the professor ’’Please imagine that this glass is your life!’’ The large stones is the meaningful things in your life, family, girlfriend’s etc. kids, your health etc. things that are important so no matter if you lose any values they will always be a part of your life. The small stones are stuff not that important, like your job, house, car and the sand is everything else. ’’Please notice! If the glass is full of sand, there will be no room for small and large stones. It’s the same in life, if you use your time and energy on small stuff there will be no room for important and meaningful stuff. Always focus on which things there are important for you, and your life will be great and happy. Play with your kids, see the doctor, take care of your health. Date your partner there will always be time to work, clean up the house and smaller stones!’’ ’’Fill up your life with large stones that really matters and are important. Check and arrange your large rocks and stones and keep in mind that the rest is only smaller stones and sand.’’ All the students can see the point! The Professor now looks over the students and takes a glass of whisky, carefully he pours all the whisky between the sand, smaller and larger stones / rocks Turns his head up again and says: ’’ And morale is! No matter what happens in your life there will always be room for whisky!’’ Guys, that’s the real Bagpiper man. For him ’Anytime is Whisky-time’. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Whether to follow Peter or not is your choice. Nevertheless, I suggest Have a nice Weekend with the Bigger Stones without Bagpiper ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Because of obvious reason not disclosing the name of the website. However, if you are above 21 and like to know about the site, may send M2M.

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