I’ve made a reference to this incredible blend of liquid emotions that goes by the name Baileys. Maybe the references paved the way to a lot of readers presuming that psyxx is a guy who thrives on spirits. Far from the truth. Psyxx is a guy who thrives on the spiritual.
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Soppy Melodramatic Stuff
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Baileys... and I have a spritual connection. I can associate with it. To me, its the perfect metaphor to that incredible emotion called Love.
Love can lift... love can drop...
love can revive... love can stop...
love can free... love can bind...
(scratch scratch... what to write as a final line... ok...)love can never be defined...
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The obligatory definitions and descriptions
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Baileys... is a blend of smooth Irish Cream and triple distilled Irish grain Whiskey. Kind of like love... a blend of sugary sweetness and intoxicating emotions. And to add that unique twist to the tale... there are different flavours that include Caramel, Mint and Chocolate.
Bailey’s can be used to blend a few dozen cocktails including the cold busting Hot Irish Coffee which is a blend of coffee and Baileys topped with some cream. Bailey’s can also be drunk on the rocks. And when you drink it on the rocks... Baileys rocks (that was lame).
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Poem written to impress readers
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An Irish love affair so true
when whiskey meets sweet cream
smoother than the morning dew
Baileys is a dream
Many sips or just a few
it’s one sweet high, a fix
Inspiring many mad review
all penned by the mental psyxx
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Statutory Warning
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Alcohol is bad for the liver, heart, kidneys, lungs, teeth, nose, small intestine, toe nails, eyelashes, bank balance etc.
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Useful Resource
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Cocktails: https://drinksmixer.com/cat/2478/
~finis~
I hate the fact that I wrote this without even a drop of the liquid inside. It has severly affected the spiritual connection.
I read somewhere that Baileys uses fresh cream on a daily basis and cream doesn’t stay for long. So, its best drunk asap or donated to the PBF - the Psyxx Baileys Foundation.
Talk about loss of continuity... this was written a night ago and I couldn’t submit it cos of some error...