I am writing an open
letter to Shilpa Shetty.
Dear
Shilpa:
I never had any
respect for you as an actress. I remember your debut opposite King Khan in
’Baazigar’. Apart from shaking your booty to "Kitaabein bahut tumne padhi hongi
lekin" and dying before the interval you did precious little in the movie. You
were too scrawny and dark for my liking. Then came "Main Khiladi Tu Anari" in
which you outdid yourself in shaking the booty bit. Thumak thumak tha tha you
went to the music.
For many years,
people remembered you only for those two booty shakes and a roll-in-the-hay with
Akshay Stud Kumar. And then you almost disappeared. Only to surface again with
some some nose and silicon implants in "Dhadkan" and "Dus". I still did not like
you.
A few months back
Big Boss started on Sony and some havebeens, starwannabes and starlets got
noticed. One day, Shilpa Shetty, I discovered had decided to hitch on to the BIG
fever. She got herself on the original show - BIG BROTHER. Some sections of the
media celebrated as if Shilpa was getting the biggest prize of all time from
Alfred Nobel himself. And then the natak started.
Some gora chamdis on
the show called you a Bloody Paki, a bloody Indian and made fun of the way
Indians used their hands to eat. Rascists, rascists all of them. -------EDITED -------- Don’t cry on the show and make a bloody fool of yourself, you bloody Shilpa.
Don’t beg for international patronage, you will get it if you have it but the
sad part is that you don’t. You should have walked out after slapping the bloody
gaals of the BLOODY BRITS.
You’re getting big
bucks and mega publicity. I understand. For gods sake stop whining - hit them
in the middle and the swines will be rolling in the mud with
pain.
Sincerely
Indian