OH MYYYYYYYYYYY GAWWDDDD !!!!!! OH MYYYYYYYYYYY GAWWDDDD !!!!!! OH MYYYYYYYYYYY GAWWDDDD !!!!!! Where am I? What happened to me?
WARNINGS:
Men and guys who go to watch this movie are seriously in danger of thinking they have turned gay since the girls in the movie (so called sex goddesses) just dont turn it on and you begin to question your own sexuality. (Gimme Bipasha anyday)
Girls, boys and energetic young things are in danger of thinking that they are lousy bunch of sexual dumbos severely under nourished in it.
Aunties are going to turn to statues and may need shock treatment therapy.
Uncles are going to wonder why on earth dont they make news when something as inane as this does.
Finally, starved gold ball stuck girls are going to now starve even more.
This is one of the most whacko cinema to have come out ever in world history. Here is our very own Palma, who has absolutely no control over his imagination and lets loose a voyeuristic orgy of skin show, over the top and completely stupid characters along with a remote hint of editors scissor. I have heard that people have come out scratching their heads after 2001: A Space Odyssey, not knowing what on earth has hit them, but with this, people watched the movie with first dana of pop corn in hand, mouth wide aloud and coke bottle still uncanned. Long after the interval was over, everyone kept sitting on the chairs. It looked like a huge April Fools day. Nobody quite believed what they saw was what they were going to see. And I still believe it was some sort of a nightmare, and the real movie is still to come out.
Amitabh Bachan, Zeenat Aman, Bo Derek, 3 (un)sexy chicks, Superb music score, Extraordinary locales and Sound Effects, and plenty of gloss. Kaized Gustad has done the impossible by going wrong with this cocktail. First of all, the movie has only an idea, an outline on what to do and then at each part of that outline, no sooner has the outer line attached itself to previous thread, it goes so weird. It travels as a spoof, as a dark comedy, as a thriller, as a slick chick flick and as a cheap disguised porn movie. And the sex thing in the movie is so mechanical that even a lathe is more humane and so unrelated to the main plot that even I would relate more to intelligence and so terribly unsexy that even Himani Shivpuri has more sex appeal.
But first the credit where it is due, the visuals are stunning; the Gateway of India and the Hotel at Dubai are all superbly captured. Sound Effects are wow!!!! Music is wow! wow! wow! Well there is just this much to it only. Now the bad things (will mention only two). Hopeless acting from all - Even Amitabh manages to irritate, just imagine. Padma Lakshmi god@shock.com Katrina Kaif is cute alright but manages to thoroughly annoy you with her flat dialogue delivery and Madhu Sapre, well she should act in horror movies. Javed Jaffery, if you though Chunkey Pandey was horrible, wait till you watch him. Jackie Shroff is another major let down and Zeenat Aman, as graceful as she is, she also fails to liven up the proceedings. Bo Derek is there for just about 30 second or so. Gulshan Grover, well let me just say, I did not expect much from him and he did not deliver much either. Horrible screenplay - No thread what so ever, the loopholes are so big that an elephant could pass through them. You are treated to one bizarre twist and another and nothing relates to anything. It leaves you with an expression which resembles :o . Technically editor tries to do something but I dont think all the editors in world together could do anything with this. Audio-video stuff is ok and some of the dialogues are witty. What else?
After two hours and some minutes, you feel like so dry even after having lived through a torrential rain storm. A complete waste.