Ever wonder why lesser car reviews feel formulaic and repetitive? Do you find yourself wondering, “Does everything corner like it’s on rails?” and “Haven’t I read this before?” Well, we’ve uncovered this secret template complete with a suggested vocabulary. Simply fill in the spaces, carefully sprinkling in the words below and—voilà!—instant review. Ignore those words(and your Haldol prescription), and you might end up with something like the example below.en Purdy–award–winning, Exclusive! World exclusive! buttery, creamy, silky, velvety, seamless, bahn-burning, bahn-stormer, legendary, iconic, renowned, vaunted 3-series, jewel-like, go-kart handling, on steroids, accouterment, derigueur, faux, boulevardier, fine handling, well-mannered, notchy, gritty, Sleepy, Dopey, burble, bark, wail, vault-like, library-quiet, hammering, leadfoot, stomp, incredible, staggering, Nürburgring anything, sculpted, chiseled, hewn, stump-pulling torque, goes where it’s pointed, ingress, egress, tranny, granny, twisties, back roads, boulevard ride, corners on rails, whopping, Teutonic, grippy, planted, rifle-bolt precision, canyon-carving, only time will tell.