“Chandni Chowk to China” kya movie hai, samaj main na aaye naa….?
Beekar story, bakwaas direction, kya dikhaya hai Chinaaaaaa….
Send the reels to Talibaneese and perhaps their next suicide mission will be targeted only on Sippy, Akki and Ms Padukone.
My office sponsored free tickets for first day, 3rd show for “CC2C” as a employee motivation / recreation monthly event. I would have anyways avoided going to such movie but my greed to watch a movie on first day bribed my decision and anyways like a true suburban soul, I do believe that “Anything that’s free is nutritional”
I went to theatre with high expectations from the interviews seen on “Oye lucky, Its Friday”(A decent show by multitalented Farhan Akhtar with absolutely dumb and silly jokes most of the times but do not to miss performance by talented guest artists) when Ms Padukone cleverly did a canvassing for her upcoming movie.
Story line is worst and can only be compared to Nagalandian movies( If they make movies).Akshay’s over acting was sad and Mithun’s role actually tarnished my respect for this great actor. Graphics were equally bad and I suggest the graphic’s team to start learning basics from MS Paintbrush and graduate to Ms PowerPoint slideshows even before thinking of taking next project in hand.
There has been repeated mention by Akshay about his testicles comparing to things like hazelnuts to eggs when every time he gets beaten up on that soft spot or gets them crushed while fighting. These dialogues must have been sculptured to add humour but actually the repetition of this joke makes it sad. [ Mr director, please consider to avoid such dialogues if you dare again to work on some movie as there are families watching such movies]
Story line:
I better do not mention it as its useless talking about a Indian Dhabbawala going to China to beat a Mafia Don with his bare hands, helping two separated twin sisters and their even more separated mental father who was earlier a police Inspector to unite and learning Kungfu and all other martial arts including some crap called “Cosmic kung fu” in three months flat after getting every single bone in the body broken by villain uncle.
You can only recommend this movie if you have enemies and want to seriously torture them for taking the revenge of your loved ones death. If your enemies have done any smaller sin, please pardon him from recommending this movie.
To end up, I am actually aghast to see such poorly directed, acted and produced movie for Indian audience as I don’t know if film industry thinks that audience now days have cabbages in place of brains.