**Once upon a time, one brave king, known as “Liu Sheng” was fighting in the Great Walls of China, and was killed by the goons of “Hojo”, the villain. A Buddhist Pundit told the Chinese villagers, that “Liu Sheng” has taken re-birth in “Chandni Chowk” as “Sidhu”, the devotee of the God “Ganesh-Aloo”. His god is the potato, which resembles the face of lord Ganesha.
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**Every day, our “Mithun Dada” gets fed up with his “Akshay”. “Dada” tried a lot, but “Sidhu” is yet to believe in himself. “Mithun” cautioned him many times, and also told him that your luck is under your “Mutthi”, not in the “Lakeers”. “Sidhu” never changed. He believed in astrology only.
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**The Chinese villagers came to the “Chandni Chowk”, and got hold of “Akshay”. “Akshay” asked his “Guruji”, about the next action item. “Guruji” had two souls on his both shoulders, one was Indian soul, and the other one is the Chinese. Ultimately, “Dada” gave the approval to “Sidhu” to go to “China”, with lots of warning and tears in his eyes.
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**Oh, what a “Deepika”, one was Indian, the ad girl of TSM Company, and the other one, the Chinese fighting cat. Both are sisters. They got separated, due to the “Hojo”. Their father is a Police Inspector. After hearing that, “Akshay” is the “Liu Sheng”; the goons of “Hojo” were always in action, but of no use. The “Ganesh-Aloo” always saved “Sidhu”.
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**“Mithun” came to that Chinese village to show the “Dadagiri”, but, was unaware of the Hat of “Hojo”. He was killed, in front of “Akshay”. Now, “Sidhu” wants to become the Khiladi “Akshay”. The very next day, while fighting, father of “Deepika”, got back his memory, and came back in his own top form.
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**Now, “Sidhu” started learning “Karate and Kung-fu”. My goodness, what a training, it was. But, after all, the father-in law of “Sidhu” guided him well, and gave only 9.5 out of 10 marks. The romantic story of “Deepika” and “Akshay” continued, with that flying umbrella. The Chinese version of “Deepika” also came to know that, she has an Indian version “Deepika”, as her sister. Their father was very happy.
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**On the final day, “Hojo” came to fight “Akshay”. “Akshay” followed the “Shaolin” theory, which states that, you use your own unique tactics, that you use 10, 000 times, everyday. Then “Dada” came in “Sidhu’s” mind, and told him “Cut your enemy, as if you are cutting carrots and potatoes with your knife”. The mind game really worked. In the fight, “Hojo” got defeated, and at last, the statue of “Liu Sheng” took the revenge, by falling on him, with his weapons. “Akshay” opened the North Indian “Paratha” dukaan, in that Chinese village, and lived happily with the Indian version “Deepika”.
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**If you have enough money to waste, then you can go for this film. Best of Luck!
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**At least, you will travel from “Chandni Chowk to China”!
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