Kya aapke daant chamakte hain?
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Kya aappe ladkian marti hain?
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Kya ladke apse jalte hain?
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Nahin???
Phir aap Close up kyun nahin karte hain?
Yeh rahi Close up confidence ki anokhi kahaani:
Our Hero feels fresh and energetic after brushing his teeth so he looks at the mirror and gives a bright shinning smile to himself.
And, what?s the secret behind his brilliant white smile?
Close-up Toothpaste!!!
So, delighted with life, he comes out of his house, jumping and skipping along the way. He then walks past a group of pretty chicks,
And? (Com?on, you know the answer!)
He dazzles them with his refreshing close-up smile.
What happens next?
There is this girl sitting in a restaurant waving to someone, when our Hero comes along bouncing and skipping. Standing across the road a hunk replies to the girl’s wave with a flying kiss. But on receiving the kiss the girl spurns it, repulsed by it’s foul smell.
However, our hero catches the kiss on time and blows it once more at her.
Aur aap penalty bharte hain?
In typical filmi istyle, the Close-up fresh breath of our happy-go-lucky Hero completely blows away the pretty lady and the hunk looks on, totally puzzled!
Our hero here is on a roll? so what?s next?
Seeing a girl walking down the sidewalk someone places a banana peal on her path.
Ulti seedhi chalte hain?
While the culprit waits for his prey to fall, our Close-up guy too, comes down the same way skipping and swinging in his characteristic style. Ruining the plans of the stud, our cheery bouncy friend goes and slips on the peel, in time to be caught by the cute lady!
Seeing his whole plan fall apart the stud curses our hero.
Confidence se jalte hain?
That?s the way your life goes if you use close-up ?
The next day too, energized with his Close-up fresh breath, our Hero walks down the road charming the women on the way.
Close up saath chale to baat bane!
Moral of the story:
Kya aapko safed daant nahin chahiye? To aap close up kyun nahin karte?
P.S.: Quite a bit of this review is in Hindi, sorry about that!