The use of wrong category is regretted but intentional. In fact if we remove Hyderabad, the category is apt.
This being the Christmas season and season of collaboration, me & the reviewer thought to share two pence’s of our knowledge.
We both are known for our absent mindedness and could think of whacky things which we have done or we have seen people doing in a rush to reach somewhere. We have made stories out of them and we believe it can be my story, your story or for that matter anybody’s.
*.:.Paanch Kahaniyaan .:.
*(To make it Dus Kahaniyaan share your experience & incidents in comments)
It’s the usual weekday morning when the world seems to be rotating faster on its axis. Time is flying. You have not a second to spare. You rush out so you don’t miss your local train or the company bus or the usual mode of transport. You reach your office. You sign the muster. You heave a sigh of relief and start your chores.
Lo and behold! Your sight falls on your feet and guess what! You realize that you are wearing a pair of different shoes. Now, that’s a great fashion statement but the fashion isn’t "IN" yet! (Still can’t believe can anybody can do this? See the attached pic)
Advice no 1: Don’t fly out look at your feet before moving out
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Once upon a time, there lived this harried mom of two, whose main aim in life was to see that her kids ate well, slept well, studied hard and not hardly, dressed smartly. So, in this effort of her, she ended up ignoring herself. One fine day, she got up late and consequently, all the tasks shifted some more resulting in the kids missing the bus. She immediately donned the first attire she could lay her hands on and sped out. Half way to the destination, she felt some odd threads in her kurta and to her horror, she realized that she had worn the dress inside out!
Advice no 2: So What that people say you keep on looking in the mirror, spend 5 more mins before leaving, as mirror is your best friend
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It is one of those attractive sales where you see your favourite belles with 3 inch heels and 35% discount attached on it. Within few minutes it enters your already flowing over the brim collection of footwear’s. Next day morning you proudly slip in those belles over the lovely churidars and off you scoot to catch a local. Loads of huffs puffs, pushes here & there and stepping on other toes you enter the train and heave a sigh of relief.
Your day flows by basking in glory with loads of praises heaped on you. At the end of the day you rush to catch the 6:11 pm train (the next train is at 6:55 pm). Ten minutes in hand, uncomfortable shoes in your foot you have a highway to cross to reach the station. Your friends rush off and you are limping your way there. The thoughts running in your mind….this footwear does look good with my churidars but I’ll surely die crossing this highway.
Advice no 3: Wear what you are comfortable in. Choice is Life or Fashion
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Had a very tiring day in office, too much work and a bugger of a boss. You think what the heck lemme loosen out a bit and take off my shoes. You feel relaxed and happy. But then suddenly realize that people are glancing at your foot and giggling. You look down Ohhh am wearing different socks!!!!
Advice no 4: So what that your wives cribs that you can not find your socks, still ask her get them out for you, though bribe her with enough credit cards ;)
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After a long hard days work in one of the metros someone checked in the
hotel room in late evening, took a shower and opened his overnighter to
change into something comfortable before going to bed.
He took out the t-shirt.
Then he took out another t-shirt.
There was nothing else in the briefcase….:(
That’s when he discovered that bathrobe could be used as sleeping gown.
Good that 5 * hotels keep a bathrobe in the closet :D
So much for power packing early in the morning to save time.
Advice no 5: If you are not staying in 5 * star hotel, let your wife pack your bag.
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Though these incidents look funny when read or imagined but being in the situation surely is painful. There are many more such incidents like black baniyan under white shirt, black-goes-with-everything-myth, Bhaji shopping in nightie & dupatta etc. but we would love more people to join the party & present their incident in form of stories.
Disclaimer 2
All incidents in this review are real. Any resemblance with anyone live is expected and is intentional.