Hi All,
This is supposed to be an article on the website datingclub.com ! With the advent of technology, people are trying to digitize one’s own personal feelings. Most of the sites offer a number of services ..... like finding match online, creating and maintaining one’s own profile, online chatting with members and such and such.
Dating Club is no different and I dunt really want to waste time on this particular site : It has its pros n cons. And people are intelligent or dumb enuf to make their own choices.
Instead I wud prefer to give u all a few dating tips. These are based on my own observations abt gals from different zodiac signs. Dunt take it too seriously and thats my disclaimer !
How to Impress a Gal ?
If she is an Aries : Shout loud ’’U r rite’’, if she is abt to throw her shoe at u !
Taurus : Wear a big jacket, talk abt good family values n dunt forget to mention u like Arnie too ! (Mr. Arnold Terminator)
Gemini : U have two options :
Option A: Question her ’’how to question a question ?’’.
Option B. Dunt help her when she is attending a phone call and feeding her baby at the same time !! (This is just to appreciate gemini gal’s excellent ability to handle multiple tasks at the same time :-) )
Libran :
talk first when she is talking .... walk fast when she is walking ...
eat fast when she is eating ... but be last when she is shopping ...
(Last in the sense .. be last to interrupt :-) )
Capricorn :
Ask her ’’What Nero did when Rome was burning ?’’ If she goes to the library and returns back with a book in her hand, she is yours !!
Saggitarian :
Again u have two options :
Option A (Low Risk, High Fidelity) : Bowl her this googly - ’’r u a gal ? if yes, say ’’no’’ .. if no, say ’’yes’’ ...
Option B (High Risk, Low Fidelity) : Discuss abt the city’s sexual life ...
Pisceans :
Say her in a 100 different ways that u r beautiful ... even if she is only from inside !!
(inside means .. I was trying to refer to the inner beauty ... )
Well, for other zodiac signs I cudnt come out with good punch lines. These are all my creations. And with due apologies from ladies, am signing off :-) Oh well, dunt forget to go through some of the dating sites .... it can be good fun !!
Love,
Sandip.