Meanwhile in a parallel world, where driverless cars are not a dream but a reality(a fictional scenario which can hold true in the future probably), these would probably be the headlines:
Salman Khan blames Google for hit and run(and not his driver).
Uber and Ola have no harassment lawsuits.
Tourist taxis come with a virtual guide sans driver.
Dancing cars are everywhere on the road.(think PK) Car Wapsi is on the rise because hotels do not allow unmarried couples.
Govt. requests automakers to add condom dispensers to their cars as a measure to control population.
Owing to less traffic accidents and car sex, population is at an all time high.
RIP hit and run, drunk driving and driving while on call. Traffic police is devising new ways to penalize car travellers.
Google wins the Grand Prix, Tesla came second. Its no longer about Michael Schumaker or Narain Karthikeyan.
I am an ’urban poor’. I have a car but I don’t have a girlfriend.
Car avenges its owner(Remember Tarzan, The Wonder Car?) - Although, not possible but we can count on blind faith;)
Society no longer worries about "Ladki driver k saath bhaag gayi". The taunt does not exist anymore.
Commuting becomes safe and easy for the differently-abled.