Statutory Warning
This warning is for those who are looking out for some serious issues/reviews. Please do not Sue me for killing your precious time in anticipation of a good review. There isn’t any review. Just few thoughts. That’s it
T I M E P A S S
READ AT YOUR OWN PERIL
And I know I have chosen wrong category as there was no category to fit this one.. this one was the nearest!
PS : These are just the thoughts, no offense!!
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The other day when I was going through one of the review on MS about TIME PASS, I was just laughing and laughing after reading that review. It was such a wonderful review on how to kill the time with all the possible activities that you could not imagine(not have tried).
After going through that review, I took a oath that day to write a TIME PASS review(Which would be of absolutely no use to others) whenever I have time or rather I want to kill the time ( Well the faster you do it the better, otherwise Time will kill you!)
So here I am trying my skills at best to write one such time pass review :-)
As the Name of the review suggest, go through some of the CLASSIC DEFINITIONS and COOL MEANINGS
Here we go.............
1. Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.
2. Love affairs : Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test.
3. Marriage : It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
4. Divorce : Future tense of marriage.
5. Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through ’’the minds of either’’.
6. Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
7. Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
8. Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power ..
9. Dictionary : A place where divorce comes before marriage.
10. Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.
11. Ecstasy : A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.
12. Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.
13. Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
14. Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
15. Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
16. Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
17. Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
18. Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.
19. Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.
20. Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
21. Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
22. Opportunist : A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
23. Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway ’’See I am not injured yet.’’
24. Pessimist :- A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.
25. Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
26. Father : A banker provided by nature.
27. Criminal : A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught.
28. Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
29. Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.
30. Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.
31. Ability : The power to borrow when the other person doesnt want to lend.
your comments and advises are most welcome..........
Chill out...
Amith