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Expertus Infotech Ltd
Xpulse @xpulse
Jun 16, 2010 04:35 PM, 8368 Views
(Updated Jun 17, 2010)
Greater Mystery than Bermuda triangle

Well both reviews about Expertus has been on the superficial layer and the areas highlighted in the reviews are the Expertus least worried issues. Lets us now get deeper and try to understand their operational strategy which no one has cracked so far, it still remains mysterious.


If you are a new employee and on first day of the month if you are quizzing your colleague to find when your first month salary would be deposited and worried with lack of information and your heart beats about rent, emi and other dues. At the same moment if you are thinking CEO is working on getting your salary and his heart beats more than yours, I don’t want to use the common phrase baffoon for you...! CEO would be busy in discussing the next set of high quality posters to be printed for Internal communication, of course along with the company’s propaganda minister who is also his aide-de-camp, Mystery here is when there is no funds for Salary, they have adequate funds for printing propaganda posters. Now when you run to the HR team to check for your salary, you need to run faster as HR team has PT Usha in their ranks who is always busy running at jet speed between the front and back of the office and hardly has time to meet the current and former employees. Now unable to catch HR you will be frustrated, to cool off you should start walking around the "campus"


you can watch several characters to get trained on how to remain cool under such circumstances. First stroll I would suggest is to walk past the "Public Relation" section where you can find the meaning of PR is "Paper Reading" as PR would be busy scrolling all the news paper under the sun, the tea shop next to their building doesn’t want to know about Expertus, yet another mystery why they need a PR to get branded in the society. Now if you zoom beyond the PR area you can find a printing press located where when the whole company is looking up the sky for salary, this press section would be busy with binding, painting and processing propaganda poster, yet another mystery how this work goes on uninterrupted when you are rolling on the ground for Salary. Now at this location if you zoom very sharply you can see propaganda minister’s aide-de-camp glued to the screen, mystery here is not about what pulls eyes glued to the screen, how propaganda minister’s aide-de-camp received an increment and promotion without appraisal a year back when appraisal was done and kept on hold for all others who have been appraised. Now further past if you walk you can see the money matters division working in full swing, yet another mystery they haven’t processed your salary and they aren’t working on that, then what else they are busy with. Now if you need more relaxation you can swing to the reception area and watch the TV, yet another mystery when the company propaganda messages are printed in a costliest manner and pasted every inch across the office why the same message has to be flashed again in a costliest TV in the reception. Now if you walk past the TV, you can find operations immersed in Economic times in seventh year of succession in the same stature, yet another mystery beyond economic times what does operations does. Well at the same time your colleague in their other "campus" would be wondering if it would be decent enough to remove most buttons to relieve the sweat formed due to hot air flowing inside the office. Yet another mystery how they claim world class facilities when their office in the other side of city is housed under a thatched roof, covered with a false ceiling. On a rainy day you will feel the 3D effect of the rains. In the middle of the stroll make sure you don’t bump on the agents, Yes agents setup by the Madam at the helm of the affairs to keep eye on the day to day operations as secondary mission. Their primary mission is of course to keep eye on the other partners of the company as well as on the paperless partners. Yet another mystery of this company is their holding pattern. One thing is which is not a mystery is, it is well known fact that the agents are the highly(highest) paid managers.


Now by evening your salary credit date will be still mysterious, and following things will be still mysterious to you for ever even if you have cracked your salary remittance date every month.


PF deducted every month is remitted to government only once in a year ????


TDS is paid on the last date before the due date for your tax return filing ????


Till last year even to find a house keeping staff only External HR consultants were used when they had their own group company in to HR consultancy, Mystery here is ?????

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