I remember a few years back
watching the first 50 shades of grey
film and thinking to myself how could
this get any worse but it did. There’s no
artistic value or substance to this
movie and when they wrote the script for
this film they had no intention of
making a quality cinematic experience
for people and I know they
wanted to make trash and that’s really
upsetting.
It almost disgust me now. Everything else hinges on
and that is the sex scenes that go down
throughout this film and they’re all
pretty boring to watch they’re almost
tedious and monotonous. And when you have
a character who is a billionaire who has
a dark side with mommy issues and he has
a playroom with whips and chains and
everything you can imagine you would
imagine some entertaining erotic stuff
would happen in these movies. No there’s
nothing entertaining about the sex
scenes in this film they’re underwhelmed
to say the least and you can at least
have that in a terrible movie that would
get people talking that will get the the
audience excited and the juices flowing.
But in all seriousness I want to talk
about something else. I want to talk
about love I want to talk about when a
man loves a woman you don’t take that
for granted time is a precious commodity
you can’t buy it you can’t sell it
and once it’s gone it’s gone forever;
with that said I’m gonna take this and
put it up here. It’s sort of
underwhelming when you have a movie
based on sex and they can’t even make
the sex entertaining to watch it’s a
letdown if you guys want to see good sex
scenes that are erotic and over the top
and a little bit edgy and just raunchy
just go watch movies like Basic Instinct.
I remember the first time I watched that
movie I was eight years old and I
watched it at 3 o’clock in the morning
on HBO it made me the man I am today. I I
would even say the love scene between
Jack and Rose in the movie Titanic with
the steamy hand on the window that was
more erotic than anything you’ll see in
Fifty Shades freed. Now I will say the
best thing about this film is it is the
final film in the franchise which is a
good thing. Now here are my final
flicking thoughts. This movie is not a real movie.
I don’t know what to call this. I want to
say it’s softcore porn but that gives a
bad name to softcore porn. We’ll just
call this an abomination against
humanity starring two mannequins who
give terrible performances while
mumbling lines off a script that should
have never been written and nothing
happens in this movie. This is a movie
about nothing it’s as two characters
that you don’t like and don’t care about
going place to place that make love a
few times you’re bored by it and in the
last 15 minutes of the movie they try to
shoehorn in a kidnap stalker story and
then they give you 38 seconds of
character development about the
character of Christian Grey; so I’m going
to give this movie an F and can you
guess what the F stands for. That’s right
oh that felt good so yeah Fifty Shades
of freed gets an F it’s a terrible movie
it’s a terrible franchise and it’s a
detriment to everything creative or that
has any substance in Hollywood. It’s a
letdown that millions of dollars get
tossed at things like this.