What do upper class people do when they have a lot of time on their hands
and money too. They make movies. Movies that are basically the reflections
of their whims and fancies which the poor viewer has to bear. Given below
are certain situations/questions. Visualize/Answer them to get the reasons
for watching Filhaal:
1) You are enamored by the schizophrenic babble/scribblings of Gulzar and
think that his daughter too would be suffering from the same genetic malady.
2) You had inherited a million dollars from your great grandpa who was the
leader in the Hunt for El Dorado.
3) You thought Tabu looked good in sleeveless dresses.
4) You had nothing to do.
5) You wanted to see Pinochhio but since it was not running, settled for
Sanjay Suri in Filhaal. The children would actually love it.
6) You have an uncontrollable fetish for the color Purple in all its hues
and shades.
7) You are a woman’s activist and take pride in earthy usage of the words
like ’’Kokh’’.
8) You are one of those morons who’d buy a product just because of the
packaging.
9) You thought that good singers make good actors too and usually crooned a
hit or two in their movies too. (Ref. Palash Sen).
10) You are a director and wanted to know how to get a movie Tax Free.
Contrary you are a documentary film-maker for the post-News slot of DD
freelancing for the Deptt. of Family Planning.
11) You wanted to confirm the rumors about Sushmita getting implants. (This
is one of the better ones).
12) Lastly, curiosity is your middle name.