I’ve taken the pleasure of going through my gazillion collection of albums(trash, whatever you want to call it) beginning from the early 50s to the modern-day monkeys a la Govinda. What you’re about to experience are brain-shattering(laughter is an emotion; not an intellActual push) selection of tunes.
Lets turn on the tavaa, put up these songs and burn em fully tuned up.
Beginning with.
Agar Tum Na Hote - 06 - Kal To Sunday Ki Chhuti Hai
NOT your everyday FUNKILY-FUNNY song but it’s precisely the simplicity of the lyrics and the good rhythm of the tune has put this one on my nightly playlist on my iPod.
Lyrics:
Kal Toh Sunday Ki Chutti Hai
Phir Kis Baath Ka Rona Hai?
Aajh Raath Bhar Humko Pagli Jaagh Jaagh Kar Sona Hai
Har Pal Tum Sunday Samjho Bas Ishi Baath Ka Rona Hai
Chhota Chetan - 07 - Billi Boli Meow.mp3
Meoooooow Meooooooow!
I dont care if you’re Chinese, Angolian, Mongoliam or from Neverland(say Hi to Jacko), this song does not need a justification. Meoooooow! Meoooooow!
Police Officer - 01 - Back Marti Hai.mp3
Back Maarti Hai Front Maarti Hai
Dekho Ye Ladki Current Maarti Hai
Okay, okay, my taste sucks. But wait till I tell you I wake up each morning with sounds of Govinda making its way through my alarm clock.
I suck. So do you. But as far as this song, I’m yet to see Govinda current maaarwing anywhere close to this song.’Govinda I miss you!’, okay that’s my shameless expression of love for Style bhai.
’Ladki Current Maarti Hai’.wah wah. I want to see a remix with’GADHI current maarti hai’.
Shaadi Ka Laddoo - 06 - Biwi Ka Belan.mp3
For some of you who’ve already climbed the ladder from childhood to manhood(everything in the middle is trash) you might be offended by my inclusion of this song as being’FUNNY’(getting a shot from a’belan’ strike as funny?). But trust me, you got all my sympathies.
But for those of you who are inching scaringly closer to that belan of your biwi, inspired by this tune I’ve come up with the following teen kadam belan khatam:
Wait for your parent’s anniversary, or HECK DO IT TOMORROW(believe me, they won’t mind - they already think you’re a psycho)
On birthday, gift each of them ’Biwi Ka Belan’. Attach one of those small Cadbury bars to your MOM’s CD.
To your dad’s gift: attach those jumping little monster candies that act like bratty kids once.
Finally, Slide the gifts UNDER their door one night.
- Turn on your boombox to the max volume - don’t worry, your dad would be too busy facing your mom’s belan for chewing on those little munchkin candies you gave him.
And if they do come out, tell your dad’TOLD YOU SO!’ and offer him a pill of Haajmola before calling it a night.’Shabaash puttar’ he’ll tell himself.
Now you can go back to the trashy phase of your life, till boredom strikes and you succumb to that belan.