Well, imagine the scene:(the conversation is going on between MS and one of its members-named Elephanta)
Elephanta: Hey you there, going by my size, how can I write only about five?
MS:(snapped at him) Well, your size is your problem, not mine.
Elephanta: But, you must give credit to my size, after all I am one of the oldest and the biggest members(by size) of your site. This is unfair on your part.
MS: The MouthShut can’t be unfair to anyone. So please before blaming MS for anything, go through the Terms and Conditions for your kind information.
Elephanta: Ok ok. its okkkkk. I will choose five only(flapping his ears in disappointment).
But you know(almost yelled upon her with his eyes screwed).
MS:(also on high pitch as completely irritated by him) what now.?
Elephanta:(with raised hands as if given up). Its ok. hmm. nothing I mean. I just wanted to say that *
’Now you please DON’T DISTURB ME WRITING MY REVvv.’(hiding from her so that she doesnt act on his nerves)*
MS: Oh Gaush!(Pata nahin kaise kaise members yahaan aa jaate hein). .
So this is how this Elephanta is forced to choose only Five Best Reviewers(though it should be made atleast 20 from five in his opinion).
But look I m not that dear Elephanta so I better write about my choice(otherwise who knows, if you people too start getting irritated.). I would like to write in advance this is totally my personal opinion nothing to annoy anybody. The limit is just FIVE, so I literally can not choose all those I would like to mention here otherwise.
Please forgive me. .
The first-one can’t be anyone else but GANESH* , whom we all know as GB(the GURUJI)*.
He is in real sense Guruji of writing HUMOROUS REVIEWS. So far He is the one who could make me laugh endlessly with his reviews. The writing style of GB is peculiar, one can stamp it without further discussions and arguments. His reviews on Maa mein aa raha hoon maa, We, The people must sleep, MTNL-My ultimate love etc. etc. are true examples of A BIG TREAT FROM HIM.
Madlalya is another reviewer I thoroughly enjoy reading because his reviews are down-to-earth. They give true picture of his thoughts behind writing them on MouthShut. When one reads, its feels he is crystal-clear about what exactly he is writing about, be it* Panchamda’ or any other product like Coke, Choosing gifts*etc. etc. He is someone who can make you laugh at the same time bring tears in one’s eyes by writing reviews coming straight from his heart(remember It is God’s cycle of Love., the Soldiers-one?).
The third one on my list is none other than everybody’s Dear Premjit. Well, I think he is not only humorous but equally writes tooooooo serious reviews with the same intensity. He can force you in to brood over what he has written about or makes you feel dazed.
His writing style makes his reviews understand easily and grasp the best out of them. Reviews like * When I go shopping for my Mom, Stop looking at my Nino Mantelli *are enough to give the right impression on his writing style.
He is the’Creme de la creme’ of all the reviewers on MouthShut.
The second last on my list is, ofcourse kalil.rahman . Well, he is the only one who is so very technical while writing all his reviews. Every minute detail on the product with all the technicalities and conclusions. Thats something rare we get. The reviews like * What can you say about a 25-year old girl who died, God! please give me selective amnesia * etc. are true examples of his rare writing style. Anyone would love to read such reviews enjoying them to a great deal.
The fifth one as I am to choose now. well, let me dedicate this corner of my review to those I would like to mention for if I don’t do this, it will be unjustifiable on my part. Mentioning just ONE is not enough for me. I hope all will agree with me and support my this corner with the same * Enthusiasm. * So, here we go.I enjoy reading thoroughly are jEdi, cousin2, meleahk1, karana23, suyog, spookay, davieboy(for he is brilliantly following
the GURU-SHISHYA Parampara(GB and Him)), koshish, Dr. Shafique and many more
I hope that you will forgive my review for not mentioning all I would have otherwise wanted but as we already discussed it above FIVE is the LIMIT.
All comments are welcome.
© kalyaniraat 2003.