If you can make me laugh, I am yours forever. I just adore people who have the ability to elicit a smile from me – simply because I love to smile. I hate bitchy, narrow minded people who crib all the time. So I am usually surrounded by the most humorous and witty people in real life. Remember, the most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
And mercifully, we have some really humorous reviewers on Mouthshut. Do check them out if you want to have a really good laugh. This is in no particular order- just the way it came to my mind :
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Diabolical ways of starting your career Part- II by Juggernaut
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https://mouthshut.com/readreview/62864-1.html
Amol wrote three reviews on interview skills in a series and all three were gems. Yet, the one I liked most was the one which was a take on the dressing skills of the candidate. Why I really loved this one was because just days before, I had written very staid and somber tips on dressing right for interviews and then came Amol, with the most tongue-in-cheek humour about this. I was laughing on reading this. I was laughing on remembering some lines while driving home. I was laughing on phone while talking about this review with Sonika (Akisha). We both were laughing so hard that tears were flowing down my cheeks.
X: Your shirt looks like it was fuchsia sometime down the line but you dipped it in dilute salmon-gray die. Your right sleeve is shocking pink and your left sleeve is green. And it’s half a sleeve on the one side and the fuller one on the other
(Laxman chortles as though he’s being appreciated).
Laxman: It expresses me sir.
(Laxman comes in. He’s wearing a sherwani complete with a chudidar and an opulent dupatta and everything excepting the turban).
X: Laxman, my fellow, tell me. Something happening around you?
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Of Fibs, Fame, Friendship And Fantasy by Nikamma1112
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https://mouthshut.com/readreview/55199-1.html
How can someone be so amazingly humorous, terribly witty and still manage to sneak in the boring details about the seating arrangement and the snack counters of Fame Adlabs at the same time ? Raj shines in this review which is actually a real life incident.
While I was reprimanding my hair and getting plenty of queer looks from those who saw a sixteen year old mutter gibberish to himself, lightning struck. Violins and saxophones began to play around me and I got a strange feeling in my stomach, which I am sure was not due to the extra-large pizza I had had the previous night.
She screamed. ’’YOU ARE AT FAME? SO AM I!’’ And someone kicked my posterior.
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- My Beautiful Rendezvous by Premjit
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(https://mouthshut.com/readreview/37242-1.html)
Premjit’s review on ‘Rendezvous with Simi Garewal’ will have you laughing even if you are in the grimmest mood. His take on the plastic lady is hilarious and sarcastic to the hilt ! In his review, he has ripped her to pieces and shown the superficial side of this la-di-dah lady with a panache. Premjit, Where art thou ? (I wish he would write again)
‘I give them ample time to mull over it, and coo breathlessly that yet another gracious line of mine, “Have I put you in a fix? Take your time, muh daahling”, while I clutch at my throat yet again, this time in an apologetic manner.’
‘I will never say as a matter of factly, “Here comes Mahima.” I will instead say, “Ohhhhh!! Here khummmz Mahhhhimmmmaaaahhh. Mahhiimmaaahh muh deeeaaahh you lukkhh goooorgoeus”.’
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Mis-Direction By Premjit
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https://mouthshut.com/readreview/49082-1.html
Premjit has done it again. He has completely made a mince-meat of the overhyped Bollywood directors in one masterful stroke. He does it in such a witty manner that you will be nodding your head and laughing at the same time.
‘I want to plant bombs under the dining tables around which 40 family members of his movies eat, laugh and make merry’
‘I want to release a dozen wild elephants to run amok all over their family amphitheatres, buses and glitzy palaces, and I want earthquakes to ravage the mythical township of Sundarnagar.’
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Bheja maar ke-nimbu fry by dr_amritrajput
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https://mouthshut.com/readreview/61096-1.html
Read this at your own risk. You may get a seizure because you’ll laugh so much. This is simply one of the funniest piece of reviewing ever been done. Amit has skillfully written about some of the most hilarious messages on Tamilmatrimony.com and then he has gone and written the most whacky comments in brackets about them.
- I love my patner I marriage the patner ok I search my patner and I love the patner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate ok
(I am again clueless but I liked the use of “ok”. The person is suffering from “Ok-syndrome”)
-- iam pradip my family histoy my two brother two sister and fater&mother sister complity marred (somebody please explain in comments section how to get married ‘completely’?)