Mouthshut has it all – serious reviews, sarcastic reviews, inspiring reviews, controversial reviews, exciting reviews but among all these the humorous reviews are the closest to my heart. My doctor had advised, “If taking vitamins doesn’t keep you healthy enough, try more laughter”. So I am always on the lookout for reviews that can make me convulse with amusement and listed below are some masterpieces I found.
~The hitchhikers guide to can openers – pysxx~
https://mouthshut.com/readreview/74450-1.html
So how does one decide which can opener to buy? Simple – just check whether the can opener can open cans… LOL. This review is a laugh riot from the stables of Rajeev who is a relatively new member of MS but has already enthralled us with his inimitable style of writing. While you are there, don’t forget the Comments section which is as funny as the review itself.
Some excerpt….
One buys a can opener when:
One loses their can opener.
The neighbour borrows it and doesnt return it.
Your pet dog ate it.
You used it to open a jammed door and it got all mangled.
You used it to stab someone, so its now a murder weapon and in police custody.
You need a spare can opener.
Theres more rust than metal on your can opener
You collect the darn things...
According to Rajeev, he wrote this review between midnight and 1a.m. which is when his mind starts working backwards and he becomes mental. :-D Please Rajeev, continue burning midnight oil and producing more such pieces of genius.
~Memoirs of Pappu! – zuludancing~
https://mouthshut.com/readreview/70368-1.html
How can someone write on something as boring as Britannia Marie Biscuits and still make it humorous – ask Aditya. Aditya’s reminiscences of his childhood sweetheart Reena and Pappu is great fun to read.
Some excerpt….
Pappu used to be the most hated specie around my neighbourhood during my schooldays for many reasons !
Cause 1: Pappu’s hair: I used to envy pappu’s long grown hair overflowing and covering his ears.... My school never allowed to grow my hair beyond certain level and his hair always remained cause of my envy..and pappu always used to flaunt them all the time by running all the time all over the place.
Who is Pappu? Well read the review and find out for yourself. Aditya is one of the most imaginative and witty reviewers on MS and I am yet to read a serious one from his side.
~Shubh Yatra – ganeshb~
https://mouthshut.com/readreview/35532-1.html
On a long train journey imagine a co-passenger who wears a “I love Osama” t-shirt and a magician’s hat and also carries a suitcase marked BOMB. Unimaginable? Well read this review to find out more. In this hilarious review, Ganesh talks about 10 things to do on a long train journey. At the end of the review, I ardently hoped that I never encounter a fellow passenger who did the atrocious things mentioned by Ganesh.
An excerpt….
When the fellow passengers are getting ready to sleep, catch the youngest of them and in a terribly sad voice say ’’I have this habit of reading an article from the magazine before I go to sleep. Since I cant read, I wud request u to pls read & explain it for me. Otherwise I cant sleep’’. Coax him, Cajole him, Plead him, keep begging him till he says ’’Give me the damn book & which article do I read for you?’’
Ganesh, I hope you start writing once again…
~Beep Beep! – bluerain~
https://mouthshut.com/readreview/70170-1.html
An extremely funny take on the various types of motorists we encounter everyday on the roads. The witty style in which Ria categorized the various drivers had me laughing my head off. Read it to find which category you fall into.
Speed Devil - a motorist who is driving at ungodly speeds. The road belongs to this person, so you better get out of his way. Some obvious characteristics of Speed devils: engine is usually loud (goes something like vroom vrOOM VROOM), and the motorist emits dangerously high levels of testosterone that you can actually smell in the air. Due to some strange road phenomena, these devils will always somehow end up driving BEHIND you.
~The ingredients for a bollywood masala –Part 1 – snaz~
https://mouthshut.com/readreview/66283-1.html
Want to know the formula of making a superhit bollywood movie – just read this side-splitting review. Villains, music, action…every aspect of movie making have been discussed by Snaz. Go ahead, read this wacky review to relieve you of your blues.
EFFECTS
There’s always wind blowing...even in a closed room!
As the heroine hears sum bad newz.....and God is waiting for her to read the letter so he may start the thunder & lightning.
Generally when heroine is praying... there would be a visible sign from God... mostly the flower falling in her hands/lap or if its the question of her suhaag... the sindoor flying right in her MAANG...
It is said that seven days without laughter makes one weak. So go ahead, read these reviews and get your dose of laughter today.