Let me rewind the scene some 18-20 months back. A cute little mail arrived in my email box saying U r being selected as Star Writer. I was happy! I’m a star! I’m a STAR WRITER!
Aaj I dont see myself on the homepage of Mouthshut as Star Writer. I’m again happy! I’m NOT a star writer anymore. I’ve confirmed it by refreshing the page by almost 100 times.
Its an heartbreak! The star is broken, its removed, its stripped! I choose five songs on my winamp to get over this heartbreak. Afsos, I couldn’t win that Ipod contest!
1. Jab koi baat bigad jaye!
When ur heart is broken(like mine), remember a friend who must have sung this song for you while ur college’s bye-bye ceremony. This is the time to call him and make him recall dekh le tune ye song mere liye gaya tha to maine tuzko bula liya.
Open the windows of your heart and make him realise ur miseries. By the time 5th peg is down, friend would also start opening his windows and make u repent why the hell u called him.
Try it this way: Lekin Sahi kaha hai ke dard batne se kam hota hai. After 7th peg id gulped, the one who had put u in the miseries is bestowed with many affluent titles to get rid of the heartbreak. Try and test it guys!
2 . Aye kash kahin aisa hota ke do dil hote sine me
This is the best song for the ones whom the bosses refer as the excuse finder. This songs is about making an excuse that god has not given him two hearts. Since I’ve only one, I’m completely heart-broken.
Try it this way: Arrrg.again sink your heart in the glass! And in next half an hour, you will start realising existence of second dil somewhere.
3. Thodi si jo pi li hai!
This song is meant for all those sanskriti-rakshaks who think boozing is bad and detrimental to me and society. Dil toota mera, gum mila muze, daru mere paise se.are bhai aap kaun ho muze bolne wale?
Try it this way out: Actually, u dont have to do anything here. U are already drunk and now surrounded by julie, shila, jamalo and rano to lutao much more hearts on u. Bhagwan jab bhi deta hai chappar fadke deta hai. Ek dil toot gaya to bhagwan ne aur char de diye.
4. Muze mera haal par chod do!
He is surely a guy who had never been to the interview of a B-School where you are suppose to show the panelist how optimistic you are. This is the case for the staunch pessimistic guy who thinks contrary the above three ways. He finds his heartback solace in ruining himself further by crying over the spoilt milk.
Try it this way out: Beg, borrow, steal as much as booz you can and sit in a dark corner of the city thinking mera nasib kitna faltu hai!
5. Aaj fir jine ki tamanna hai! Aaj fir marne ka irada hai!
This one surely stolen from Sujata’s review.
I’m no more a star writer . Heart is broken . So I shouldn’t writing here again(I’m case no. 4) . Lekin here are many friends who have once said Jab koi baat bigad jaye. I can look forward to them now for opening the windows of hearts. May be I will find the doosra dil as in case no . 2.
Beautiful faces all around MS to lutao dil on me(Case no. 3) . Aaj sach me jine ki tamanna hai!
Lekin aaj marane ka irada bhai hai!
Resurgent heart breaks when machines try to score over a penny over the men! I take the pen, mightier than sword and sing’Aaj fir marne ka irada hai!’