Got a broken Heart? Last thing you would want is Walker turning didactic on you.
So without further ado and excessive verbiage, Dude - who just got hit by lightning under a Bodhi tree - sings for you, several eclectic recipes to patch up broken hearts.
Recipe 1: Love is Physical. Not Metaphysical
(My humps - Monkey Business by The Black Eyed Peas [2005])
Whatcha gonna do with all that junk
All that junk inside your trunk
I’ma get get get get you drunk
Get you love drunk off my hump
My hump my hump my hump my hump my hump
My hump my hump my hump my lovely little lumps
I met a girl down at the disco
She said hey hey hey ya lets go
I can be ya baby, you could be my honey
Let’s spend time not money
And mix your milk with my cocoa puff
Milky milky cocoa
Mix your milk with my cocoa puff
See? It’s all hormones.
Recipe 2: Turn spiritual
I didn’t mean - get drunk! Like Sanju baba says in Musafir -’Aadmi Musafir hain Hero. Kabhi Aata hain. Kabhi Jaata hain’. Don’t keep brooding over spilt milk yaar.
(Sex is God - MUMBAI MATINEE)
90 years ago there was a doctor called Freud
He had this patient, this little guy named Lloyd.
All Lloyd thought about was just getting laid.
He tried to get a Sheila, he even tried his maid
Searching for some action, he was looking out for fun
Searching for some loving, still he just couldn’t get noone
Some gals were black some gals were white
Some gals were heavy some not too bright
He just didn’t care, he just wanted all
He would do anything, he would even crawl
In his desperation, he called Dr. Sigmund Freud
Said: Help me doctor, help poor horny Lloyd
Dr. Freud Said:
Sex is gut, und sex is fine
But sex all the time, nein nein nein!
If not me, at least listen to the good old doctor. Enjoy bliss, but in due moderation.
Recipe 3: Look at other alternatives!
( NAU DO GYARAH - KISHORE)
Hum hain rahi pyaar ke, humse kuchh na boliye
Jo bhi pyaar se mila, hum usi ke ho liye
Hum usi ke ho liye
Jo bhi pyaar se mila, hum usi ke ho liye
Dard bhi hamein qubool, chaina bhi hamein qubool
Humne har tarah ke phool, haar mein piro liye
Doop thi naseeb mein, dhoop mein liya hai dum
Chandni mili to hum, chandni mein so liye
Jo bhi pyaar se mila, hum usi ke ho liye
I am a Walker in the path of love,
Whoever meets me in love, I am theirs.
I bear pain and serenity in equal measure,
All varieties of Flowers(girls) have a place in my garland of love,
Be it harsh Sun light or the soothing moon light,
I know how to sleep well!
It’s a wide-wild World
Final Recipe: Believe in yourself
That you shall get over it. If you still don’t, you’ll after listening to Cher
( Believe - Cher [1998])
Do you believe in life after love?
I can feel something inside me say
I really don’t think you’re strong enough, no
Do you believe in life after love?
I can feel something inside me say,
I really don’t think you’re strong enough, no
What am I supposed to do,
Sit around and wait for you
Well I can’t do that
And there’s no turnin’ back
I need time to move on
I need love to feel strong
’Cos I’ve had time to think it through
, N’ maybe I’m too good for you, ohhh
Yes. I am good. I am the better. IN FACT - I’M THE BEST.
( I am the Best - PHIR BHI DIL HAIN HINDUSTANI)
Koi hero yahan
koi zero yahan
Koi star(writer) hain
koi bekaar(writer) hain
Main kaun hoon?
tumse main kya kahoon?
Hai sach to ye doston
Ho I am the best I am the best I am the best
(everybody please sing in chorus) - Ho you are the best
I am the best I am the best I am the best
(everybody please sing in chorus) - Yes you are the best
Doston mujhe tum dekh lo
Main number ek hoon
koi kaam ho
Tez hoon bada smart hoon
Main phir bhi nek hoon
ye tum bhi kaho
{whole MS sings in chorus}
Arre bhai vaah ye to hit hain
Arre bhai vaah ye to fit hain
Arre bhai vaah yehi to number one hain
Some are Heroes here [ all who trust me ]
Others are zero here [ all who distrust me]
Some are [real] Star Writers,
Some of them are Wastrels
who am I? [ That’s the question]
What shall I tell you(folks)?
It’s the TRUTH(whether you accept it or not)
I’m the Best, I’m the Best, I’m the Best,
I am the numero uno in everything
In whatever good, bad or ugly deeds
I am super fast and ultra smart
And yet I am so humble and dependable,
Even you guys would agree here.
{whole MS in chorus}
Man, He is a super-hit dude,
Man, He is fit as a fiddle,
Man, He is THE ONE
You may laugh, snicker or mock. But didn’t I make you smile? Didn’t you forget your heartbreak? Did I hear you say -’What heartbreak!’