Had nothin to do one afternoon so was scannin through some of the mouthshut reviews.it was a pretty boring afternoon and I really wanted something to laugh on.so went into this section on five worst bollywood actors.! and boy did I have a good time or what?.some reviews literally had me in splits.esp the one by premjit(i guess.) .i nearly tumbled of the bean bag.That was when I decided that I too wanted to write on this topic.Already a lot of worthies had penned their thoughts on this topic but still I wanted to write something on it .and there I was.penning my thoughts on these priceless gems
There have been sooooooo many actors in this industry that it is really difficult to really point out the worst.but this is the list of the consistently rotten performers.rotten as in seriously ROTTEN.
Alok Nath:
The grand daddy of the Lot.here is one actor who has always believed in over acting.always.be it the ram kishen ji in HAHK(worst movie of the century.Gimme any mithun movie over it.any day!)or be it the always hehehehe.ing’.ji’ in hum saath saath hain.this guy has always ensured that the movie audience goes home heavy headed.And as many MSians have said, he did all of us a favour by dying early in K3G.
this scumbag also tried a few negative roles like the evil uncle he played in bol radha bol.imagine alok nath(paunchy old nugget sayin things like’maine yeh jaal tumhe fasaane ke liye racha tha .yeh sab meri chaal thi bhaanje’.).aaaaaaaarrrrghhh!
Laxmikant Berde:
May be I shouldn’t include him in the list cos he is no more.BUT BUT BUT. how can I forgive him for all the Naukar roles he played(Ramu) along with some sidey Naukrani who always made a couple with him.right from Beta to Anari to Hum aapke hain kaun to .this guy seriously believed that rambling incessantly like a deranged loon in a high nasal tone makes people laugh.DUDE.
And he was supposedly a stalwart of marathi movies.Noooooooo
Kishan Kumar:
This man is my personal favourite.By far.Wat a handsome guy.That protruding forehead.those thick lips.those hairy eyebrows.Mama mia.He sure could have given Brad Pitt n Tom Cruise a run for their money.And all that coupled with those fantastic acting skills.those mind blowing dead pan expressions.(no one can beat him on this count).plus he had that gift of clear diction.he used to pronounce the letter’ssss’ with such clarity.{ main tumssse ssshaadi nahi kar sssakta}.voila.
Truly a connoisseur’s delight.! May his tribe grow.
Sanjay Kapoor:
After the disastrous debut in Prem and followed by a string of flops.raja, auzaar, bekabu(no guys I havent seen any of them.just that I had read about it in Stardust) sanjay kapoor accepted that he wasnt good enuff and he actually didnt do movies for a couple of years.(thanx a lot dude.owe u one).til he decide to haunt the audiences back with Sirf tum with the luscious sush doin a item number in it.and then he let loose again with koi mered dil se pooche.(pls dont think I have been following his career graph.nooooooo it’s just that I happened to read about him in stardust a month back).
actually cant really comment on his acting skills.are there any?For all of u’ll who’ve seen Auzaar where he and Sallu played friends.AAAAAAARRRRGGGGGGGGHHHH.God bless u’ll
Salman Khan:
Watever his fans say.this guy cant act to save his life.i have no issues with wat he does in his personal life.but on screen he is unbearable.UNBEARABLE.the worst being the character he played in HELLLO BROTHER.what was that thing he did.poongi.eeeeeeeeeeeoooooooooowwwwwwwww http://www.doesn’t get any cheaper.
In movies like hum dil de chuke sanam, he had a very meaty role.but he ruined it big time.i couldn’t make out if he was laughing or crying.except for andaaz apna apna(in which he was shown as a dumba**) he has not been good in any of his movies.still his fan base keeps growing.
Apart from these there are some others too like rajender kumar, manoj kumar, dara singh, mithun’aiee! teri jaat ka baida maru’ chakraborty etcc.havent really seen any of their movies so can’t really comment on them.but I am sure they must have been phenomenal in their time.absolute ROCKSTARS!
That’s all I could gather.in case I come across some other worthies I shall edit my review.
Till then All comments welcome and any additions u guys can think of.lemme know