Every actors stinks at one time or another. Every actor gives very bad performance once in a while. The following 5 have been very consistent!
Dis-honorable mentions:Mithun;Aftab Shivdasani; Nana Patekar (90% of the time WORST, 10% of the time the BEST); Vishwajit; Joy Mukhergy; Pradeep Kumar; Rajendra Kumar; Manoj Kumar; Shekhar Suman; Kishan Kumar; Ajit as a hero; Jeetendra
Pardon me to put down some of their private life in the review but be assured that the main criteria is their qualification as very bad actors. That is the first & foremost criteria. I request readers not to make opinion about me by this review only. Do read my 5/6 reviews if you want to judge me, I am a very reasonable man you know!:) The complete review is going to be excersize in being politically incorrect! I agree that movies & the actors personal life should not be mixed etc but not with these guys.
SALMAN KHAN:
The WORST of all actors that I love to HATE! I hate him the most 80% due to his acting inabilities but 20% reserved for his character (or lack of).
Acting Inabilities: 80%
He is in my opinion: a STUPID Actor. Totally Careless/casual attitude, doesn’t have a clue what the picture is about. Virtually no sense of continuity, Doesn’t seem to know head or tell of the scenes & the significance of the scenes in the movie! Has the worst dialog delivery, has no sense of camera angle. Is this enough? NO? OK let us continue. His dancing inability is well known. The 8000 word limit will not be enough to list down his FALATU roles is several falatu movies. His recent appearance in Baghban is just perfect example to explain all of this. Take any of his movie for that matter. Saajan: He was hopeless! Judwa: Made me realise how great Govinda was!
Personal Front: 20%
As a person he exactly mirrors his acting abilities or is it other way round? He killed people with his drunk driving, didn’t have a license & also the vehicle was someone else’s & also brought illegally in India?! I HATE him because the moment he killed those people in the accident he started appearing on TV with a cap (to indicate his religion by birth) on his stupid head. I think it was an insult of the complete community he wanted to stress he was from.
As if he wanted to show that he was the victim being from a minority community. He is from the minority community in the sense of CARELESS, Fuxxxing Rich people of this country who do not give a damn about their roots, their religion & about the society as a whole. Give me single thing that this guy did/does so that he can be said to have a religion? Seriously, do you think Mamata Kulkarni has a religion? Do you think Sanjay Dutt has a religion..? NOP! Their religion is only one:SELFISHNESS.
Ok lets stop talking about Salman & look at the following sucker:
SUNJAY DUTT
Recent success of the movie like Munnabhai would make you question my selection in this list BUT tell me what Sanjay Dutt did in this movie that was different or what he didn’t do before? He acts the SAME & has acted the same for past 20 years. It is hard to believe he has been around for that long by his acting. I mean what else he needed to at least try honestly? He had everything but what did he do with it? He dances the same way since forever. He laughs the same way in every movie. He has no dialog delivery, he has no camera angle sense. He makes some faces as if seating on commode while singing senty songs. He seeks sympathy/pity every now & then as a reason for why he is so spoilt in real life.
Even a small kid of a monkey is more matured than Sanjay Dutt at the age of 40. He makes the same mistakes again & again. The guy doesn’t have control on himself, at 40+ he is still treated as NADAN Balak by his father Sunil Dutt & he pleads people to forgive him because of this single most re. He was equally responsible for the M’bai Blast thing (RDX was distributed from his home?). He uses under-world to pressurize actors like Govinda to work with him!
SANJAY KAPOOR
Aaati Naahin Aaati Nahin
Akhiyan milaye kabhi akhiyan churaye kya maine kiya jaaadoooo?
Need I say more? :) OK, check him out in Dilbar Dilbar, Hosh na khabar hain ye kaisa asar hain (HOT Sush & this rotten potato!) :)
He is so redundant when Anil Kapoor is already there! Enough said! :)
SHAHRUKH KHAN
OK OK Stop cribbing you all Shahrukh fans! You like him? yes? Then I BET you are less than 25 years old. You LOVE him? then you are certainly less than 22 year old!:) Rest of them please read on!
Here is one person I had a lot of hopes from. With his movies like Raju Ban gaya, KHKN, Baazigar he came across as a methodical actor, serious about acting & going to deliver good movies in the time to come. (The promises fulfilled by Aamir Khan instead) Then came the Darr. The end of his career as an actor! He was killed in this movie as an actor. He did lot of overacting in Deewna copying Dilip Kumar the worst possible way.
Then came Raam-Jaane (Haay Raam! movie). This guys hasn’t improved a single point over all these years. He doesn’t know common man yet after doing so many movies. He appeals to the cosmo--city crowd, the self indulged crowd who doesn’t care a damn about society or for that matter country as a whole. Shahrukh/Kajol/all goody-goody friends live in a world which doesn’t exist in real life in India. I mean do at least one movie that has some touch of reality?
He had & still has the potential to be a good actor but he is a mediocre achiever by what he has done so far. he has a certain appeal in the cities & that is it. He buys awards, he manipulates movies & costars too.
DEVDAS: SHAME on you Shahrukh. How dare you act like a mad-man in this movie. One of the all time great stories & acted first by Saigal & then by Dilip Kumar. Just hear Dilip Kumar say Kaun kambakht nashe ke liye pita hain & then hear Shahrukh..What you get to see is a cosmo-Devdas! ASHOKA: WHAT THE Fxx? It is like John Travolta doing the role of Ashoka. He makes the great Ashoka look & feel like mediocre character exactly what Shahrukh is: a mediocre actor!
There should be a law to sue people for their bad acting of the classic/all time great characters.
BHARAT BHOOSHAN
A very noble person, a gentlmen, one of the very best characters in Bollywood. I feel bad that I had to put him in the list of gangsters like Sanjay & Salman but thats just a cruel coincidence. He has only one common thing with the greats like Sanjay & Salman & that is he was also a bad actor.
Rafi is singing on the top of his voice (Bande ko khuda karat hain ishq) & this guy is looking down while singing that. How it is scietifically possible to sing such a high note? Not as bad as Salman/Sharukh but he ruined several of the GREAT songs sung by Rafi/Manna. No sense of dialog delivery & no expressions whatsoever! No Chadhav-Utaar for this man. NA..! The worst part of that he got some of the best songs/lyrics/compositions like Pradeep Kumar. At that time songs were the most imp part of the movie & Bharat Bhooshan makes to this list due to this singlemost reason.