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Ravi G@peaceful
Mar 05, 2003 03:15 PM, 8490 Views
(Updated Mar 05, 2003)
Dumb belles of Bollywood

While I hate to label someone as a good or bad actress, there are some babes in our Bollywood who just can’t seem to get it right... even by fluke. Trying to come up with a list of dumb belles is not as strenuous if you just reflect on that nightmare decade in Bollywood, the 1980s. This was a decade when everything about Bollywood had reached its nadir…. the movie plots, the actors, the music, the lyrics, the choreography … you name it.


Therefore, five worst Bollywood actresses easily spring up from this horror-decade. So here goes….

  1. Mandakini.

Whorrorrrr….. you had seen all in her first film……then there was nothing. Atleast had she been smart enough to repeat the waterfall acts in her subsequent films, maybe she would have pulled on for some more years. But then… what luck…Mandy had put on weight (remember Tezaab and her black swimming costume…Egad! No wonder Madhuri got a spring-leap in her career after this movie!)

  1. Kimi Katkar

Same as above…. Jane had shown it all in her Tarzan movie and there was nothing else left to show. No histrionic capabilities remotely in sight… and add to that, a shrill voice and a total lack of grace in her movements, Kimi was absolutely the pits.


3.Neelam


Irritating in the “cho chweet” category…. Neelam started out in the college gal “mode” and carried on the same through her 30s (the peak of her irritating act was in Star Plus “Ooh la la”)

  1. Sangeeta Bijlani

“Bijli”, as she was sickeningly called by the glossies, had an amazing talent … keeping the same expression in any situation.

  1. Sonu Walia

Squint, squint, squint…. She was a Miss India too. God, what standards they had then! Luckily she made a quick exit. Like the first 2, she too relied heavily on body exposure to pass off as acting (Aakarshan with Akbar Khan….shrieeeek shrieeek)


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Of course, the other decades do have their share of bad actresses too. I am not qualified to comment on the 50s and 60s actresses (I wasn’t born then…lol). So the remaining…


1970s:


Zeenat Aman


Parveen Blank look Babi


Vidya Sinha


Zarina Wahab


Sulakshana Pandit (remember her?)


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1990s:


Twinkle Khanna


Pratibha Sinha


Sheeba (ooooooooh…. Sorry guys, to have reminded u of her, but then, this list would have been incomplete)


Pooja (squint, lisp) Bhat


Pooja Bedi


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2000s:


I must say the following babes are just starting out and may possibly improve as their career progresses. The list is made based on the status as on date


Esha Deol (BTW, I just love her mom!) Esha seems to be the favorite on the hate-list of MS contributors.


Rinke Khanna (I Love her mom too)


Kareena Kapoor (I did not particularly like her mom) – I’d just love to give this brat a tight slap when she pouts


Sandali (is that a name or a footwear?)Sinha (in case you are not aware, just watch (or watch out )Tum Bin… she had 3 hunks falling for her….all with poor eyesight, I’m sure)


And worst of the lot.....hold your breath…


Amisha Patel.She’s a lucky babe with 2 big… er…hits, but she can’t act to save her life!


Good… I have done justice to each decade and each generation. I hope I haven’t left out any deserving candidates…. Now for your ratings and comments, dahlings!!!

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