When he takes his teeth out due to frustration , I feel like I am in state
of shock after finding that I don’t know a single question in the exam , even
if I have not studied a single word throughout the year(not even at exam time)
When he abuses other fielders for poor fielding on his ball , I feel like
I am a student shouting at my teacher for not doing my homework.
Moreover when I see him fielding , I feel like I am riding a scooter
with the help of my legs.
Finally when I saw him vomiting on the ground
after his 6 Wicket haul at Durban in WC against England , I felt like I am
crying and feeling sad from inside after Topping the UNIVERSITY.
Yes , this is what this Aaaaah sheee ….s NEHRA is all about he doesn’t
field , he doesn’t bowl , he doesn’t bat , but can only run like a bat and after that he can go to the extent ya to the great extent of delivering the ball.
For the last 4 years (if I am not mistaken) he is bowling for India. But
I doubt that he has learnt anything. He got smacked by the English in 2001
Followed by the Aussies , Pakis , Windies , even from Zims. From West-Indies to New Zealand (Tests & ODIs) , from WC to one-dayers against Bangladesh
He remains the same Nehra , irritating , bloodboiler , hair spoiler.
Even with his bat he has done nothing not even a fluke has worked , take example of Rawalpindi match when Romesh Powar could have won India the match , then
nehra’s role was to simply to hold on and give strike to Powar , he got out for the first ball. Proving that how devastating he can be for his own team.
Forget abt this match & forget his role as a batsman (as he is a genuine
bowler) but what abt fielding , bowling (his main job). It will be right to
mention him as a stale food kept for years in the fridge.
Now , my kind suggestion to the selectors is to throw this buddy out if
you want the bud of Indian Cricket to remain in safe hands , although
there are many like him (harbhajan , yuvraj , sachin , kumble) in the team who should be thrown out , my
first priority will be Nehra because he deserves more than any one else.