Shah Rukh Khan, the ham king, with his hamming accent, and his irritating smile, I feel like smashing my neighbour’s television set whenever I see him on television!;) lol. Now, if you people are here to read worst 5 films of SRK, you are mistaken, coz its an impossible task to bring down the list to just 5 films, so please, don’t be disappointed if you find more than 5 films here!:)
Now, shall I start or shall I start?;) Here goes!;)
~~ Chamatkar(Magic) Yeah rite.It has to be through magic that the actor who looks worse than his duplicate is on the silver screen!;) you know, when I was a kid and used to ride a cycle, the guy who used to pump air in my cycle’s tyres, used to look like SRK, only better.;)lol Anyways, so SRK started his film career with this movie, and was featured opposite urmilla matondkar, now, as SRK is some godly person, he can see naseeruddin’s ghost(why does it sound like hatimtai.. godly person.. khuda ka farishta ... hmm ) Anyways, the only good thing in the movie was tinu anand.. (kya din aa gaye hai!?)
~~ Ram Jaane(God knows) .. Shahrukh khan has very apt titles for his movies.. It was by magic(chamatkar) that he landed in bollywood.. and he drove people crazy(deewana).. and the only God knows(raam jaane) the Outcome(anjaam)!!:).. anywyas.. in the movie.. srk’s name is raam jaane.. when he was a kid.. he didnt know his name.. so he goes to this temple.. and asks the amazing baba ’mera naam kya hai?’ and baba looks at the sky and says ’raam jaane’ so.. kid srk shouts ’mera naam raam jaane hai’.. ’kehte hai log mujhe raam jaane, kaise pada yeh mera naam jaane’.. love the music.. anyways.. he turns out to be a criminal or something like that.. and eventually dies..
~~ Chaahat(Fondness).. srk and anupam kher(his dad) folk singer from rajasthan..(though, they look as if they are coming straight from the mental asylum).. come to mumbai for finding a cure to anupam kher’s throat cancer.. rich girl ramya (sister of naseeruddin shah.. owner of hotel in which srk sings) falls in love with him. Once srk is saved from a speeding car by a girl but before he could ask her name.. she is gone.. so he names her ’zindagi’... and she turns out to be pooja bhatt.. the nurse.. at anupam’s hospital.. Am I confusing you?? if yes!! then i’m happy!:).. coz I dont want to be the only one!
~~ Josh(Energy)..lol.. srk is aishwarya’s twin brother.. lol.. actually they both can be twins.. both of them dont act.. they just overact and ham.. now for some mysterious reasons.. srk and his twin sis happen to be illegitimate children of the portuguese owner of the town!.. anyways.. I wont tell the story.. but the most annoying thing about the whole movie was the language used by srk and aishwarya.. it appeared extremely fake.. and unnatural..
~~ Mohabbatein(Love Stories) aditya chopra.. had a dream to make a movie which has 3 love stories going on at the same time.. but it resulted into 4 love stories ... the 4th one between srk and bhooshwarya(bhoot + aishwarya).. Please.. somebody tel l me who write love letters on maple leaves these days? srk is the music teacher.. but in his class.. we never see anyone playing violin(which is supposed to be the musical instrument to be played)..
~~ Hum Tumhare Hai Sanam(Darling, We (hum) are your’s) okay okay.. srk, salman khan and madhuri at their hamming best.. srk.. plays a role of a possessive husband.. and they also have a very dumb codeword of sex.. football.. now, sallu is so much addicted to his best friend madhuri.. that when he has loose motions.. he calls her up ask for the medicine... and aishwarya was the icing to the cake.. she is a blind female and loves sallu.. and comes to explain importance of faith to srk..
~~ Koyla(Coal) srk lost his voice coz amrish puri made him swallow hot coal.. which got stuck in his throat.. and after few years .. i.e. in the climax.. magically, mysteriously, amazingly.. the coal comes out of his throat and he starts speaking.. as the song in rakesh roshan’s latest koi mil gaya goes.. ’its magic its magic..’
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