Your review is Submitted Successfully. ×

Garv

0 Followers
2.0

Summary

Garv
Arbit Rabbit@arbitrabbit
Jul 17, 2004 10:00 PM, 4607 Views
(Updated Jul 17, 2004)
Garv - A disaster

I must confess that I am fairly selective about the movies that I watch. For some strange reason I decided to watch Garv, and honestly it was a pain to watch.


Opening Scene(almost) shows Salman being thrashed by Police and no impact at all.... I think this is a straight take from one of the Dharam paaji movies from early 90s.... mard ko dard nahin hota.


The dialogues are simply awful. ’’Agli baar mardon ki baarat mein hijdon ki toli mat bhjena’’ is just one example.


Spoiler Alert: The story goes that Salamn Khan is a police officer who is in the Encounter Squad of Mumbai police and there is a dopn in Dubai who controls everything. So the don gets pissed and pays of the opposition leader to break the government. The opposition leader becomes Chief minister and basically makes life of squad hard. And finally for some reason the goons decide to rape Salman’s sister and he kills 18 people as a result.


Now for the comedy scenes bible:




  • All the goones shall fire one at a time, giving enough time to Salman to kill 20 of them at the same time.




  • 500 tonnes of RDX shall explode but the people sitting 20 meters away shall be safe and still in good enough shape to fight it out.




  • The dialogues will be made as cheesy as possible. I mean I can’t even get myself to relive the nightmare to remember them.




  • Besides the whole sister thing is way too unrealistic... so a sister will let the brother die because she doesn’t want to tell everyone that she was raped?






So to conclude, watch this movie if you don’t have anything better to do, and when I say anything, I mean anything.

(1)
Please fill in a comment to justify your rating for this review.
Post
Question & Answer