Few people must have thought the title of the review to be Anu Malikofied from some jokes site.
But be rest assured ! This title is not at all Anu Malikofied from any site.
I don’t want to be banned from Mouthshut because of plagiarism or third PArty Copyright Violation.... Plagiarism is the word added to my wordbox by Mouthshut and dont want to get kicked for that new addition.
So how is using cellphones related to the marriages or getting married ?
Remember the old saying ? Shadi ka laddoo jo khaye wo pachtaye, jo na khaye wo bhi pachtaye.
This old saying means the one is not married is repenting for not being married for all the wonderful things that he is thinking that may come to him after getting married like loving partner, kids, etc.... (Aur bahot kuch baaten)
The second part of this saying deals with miseries of a married person ... (Let me not explain this here... I’m known to be a humorous writer at MS and dont want to spoil the image of the rainmaker for the moment.)
So this saying means, the one who is married repents for marriage and the one who is married is the one who also repents for marriage.
Ditto with the cellphones !
The one who is not using a mobile is repenting and the one who is using a mobile is repenting too !
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A fierce battle between haves and have nots !
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Its a mother of all the battles... Its fierce than the battle between Sunil Bharti Mittal and Mukesh Ambani ... This is mightier than the Idea’s sumo and Orange’s pup ! This more stupid than the battle between Sehwag ki maan aur Ponting ki maan !
Haves :
Mobile is cool mann ! U can keep in touch with folks, babes all the time via calls, via sms ! This MMS in a hip thing dude ! I can even send my new hairstyle to my babe instantly by clicking a cool snap of mine on my cellfone.. She can even send me her video cooking a new dish for me instantly.... Rahul from T.Y.B.Com exults
Cellular phones are utility device. They are useful for staying in contact with my staff when I’m on tour, domestic or abroad. The domestic roaming and international roaming are strategic tools in my hand. To be in contact is the key for success in the business today.... Dhirendra, CEO of a Tech company confides
Mobile fone are bole to ekdum zakaas item he baap. Mama log (Police) ko bhi aajkal topi pehnake hum log game bajata he. Bhai ne to bating ka bates lena bhi ispar chalu kiya he. Mamu log ko pata hi nahi chalta hum bhai log kidhar se opret kar rahela he ... Chotya from Bhai gang speaks out ....
This utility is absolutely superb for contacting your family anywhere from anywhere. This is useful for the accident victims, this is useful for the doctors, this is useful for the marketing people who are on field, this is useful for nokia, samsung, bharti, hutch, advertising agencies, Sumos from Japan, pups ...etc ......
Have nots:
Mom ! Pooja’s dad gave her new mobile. She is contactable by her parents any time of the day. (And can switch off the fone when she dont want to be contacted.) ... Deepa from SYBA complains to her mom
A jee, oh jee, suniye jee ! Woh Mr. sharma ne apne wife ko Nokia ka latest model kharid kar diya he. 35000 ka hein...Ekdum latest features he... Aap muzse aajkal pyar hi nahi karte... Mrs. Banerjee to poor Mr. Banerjee who uses a Noki 3310
Boss ! My targets this month are not met because people find me difficult to contact. Being a field person, I’m not in the office and I’m not given the mobile by the company.... Wilson tries to give reasons for his performance this month
But there is one more category of people who are in haves , in have nots too...but hate that ringing mobile
This bloody thing is absolutely sh** mann ! Yesterday I was on holiday with my family after a long time and this stupid thing started ringing. It was my customer complaining about the machine. I was pixed... Nilesh, a service personnel complains
Ye nayi mobile chiz bhi na fad hein. Ye aajkal ke ladka-ladki ise lekar ghumte he.Subah subah mental peace and physical exercise ke liye walk par jao to sunai deta he bheege honth tere with that nuisance mobile ... Mr. Retired complained
Are ye naye fone ne hamari life pareshan kar di he. Ye sa** lok aajkal driver log ne mobile use karna chalu kiya tabse hamare liye ye problem hi ho gaya he. Watchin and catching them is a problem. Mr. Traffic Policeman argues
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Someone who is happy with advent of mobile phones : Mr. Burgler in trains
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’’I tell you, a coupel of years back is chori ke dhande mi kuch maja nahi tha. But with advent of mobile phones, its flourishing... My growth rates for business will even attract the venture funding companies ... Valuations are attractive ... Any takers ?’’
If excessive use of Hindi here has caused you trouble reading this review, please contact me on my mobile ....