Question for the ladies here. When was the last time you watched/observed/interacted with a male and felt a throbbing desire arising
within your heart, your half-opened lips gave a pulsating sigh(which of course meant take-me-home tonight), or you had full mind to tear apart anything in the reach of your hand? Oh, you taking this long to answer? Never mind. I will lend a hand answering it. A long ago or in few cases never. I m not amused and surprised. Now it’s all about meet & delete or one night Sits.
Question for the gentleman here. Did you ever make that happen to any lady? If yes, hats off. If not, read on.
Prelude
Holding door open and rising when lady gets up is all thing of past and so dead now. So now you must be wondering what it is then if not being a typical gentleman. It’s all about your gestures and your seduction style. I know few who still live in the age of queens and look for mannerisms of kings in their men. Fair enough. Hope they get those kinds. But as the topic here is just about impressing women, why should I be talking of impressing any women as if I will be marrying them. Let them first get impressed and things will follow.
Fellow men it’s not all that cumbersome it looks. Those taught to death stuff of poetry and chocolate are just in their mind. TDH is no more the prime requirement, remembering the names of all her dogs and family members is downright considered invasion of privacy. All they want is someone who can do something which makes them get faint in disbelief.
For making the first move types
- If walk into a gathering, settle with a glass of chosen beverage and survey the scene to unleash your indicative gestures. Note down few points here:
· Do not get slipshod drunk: if you won’t be in position to stand how will you go about doing other bits and pieces?
· Do not be I-am-such-a-cool one: If you are into yourself a lot then god only save you.
· Do not stare: stop pretending your eyes possess see-through capabilities.
Be relaxed, be just one drink down one and someone who is not gazing at their throat(you will get to gaze at lot more if all goes well). Women are much more gifted at getting hints than us.
If on a date(doesn’t matter pre-decided or blind), do not ever go by the rule book of first giving flowers, then trying hard to make polite conversation(read trying hard to avoid sexual talks), insisting on footing the bill, dropping her home and giving a peck on the cheek types of nowadays-considered-useless-and-waste-of-time activities. Surprise her instead with something random and inventive stuff. If already met then instead of memorizing the rules think what you are good at, could be anything and do that. Instead of done to death bits and pieces, come up with a matter where her interest lies.
If on a blind date, go by the instinct or leave all to her. Oh you are bad at gut feelings. Do not bother at all in that case. Be at home and let dear mama get you a nice homely one. Come on, if you do not have a good sense of startling, take help.
Now no matter what do not be late which ever type of category you fall into concerning above. They sometimes, ah no most of the times are hard-to-get types. Even if they are not they pretend. And trust me she will be gladder to say that I ditched cuz he was late, no matter if you are next Al Pacino to grace the face of earth.
For not making any move types
Those were the situations where either you were on a hooking spree or dating someone. Mull over now Hows and Whats of general standing situation. This could be anything. You can bump into your old crush or someone just shifted into your neighbor or she just got introduced you to through a common friend. I mean any kind of open, sudden, or common situation.
Smell nice always. Yes I said ‘always’. No matter how good those flowers smell which some of you still might decide to carry, if your body odor cannot be differentiated from that of the drainage next door then you should be banned from making a public appearance of any kind. If muscular, put some brains in those muscles and for god sake do not try to put accented English if you just happen to return from foreign land.
Listen intently but do not be of adjusting types if she turns out to be the talking-non-stop-nonsense types. We do respect and value feminism but to an extent and then after all what is this equality all about? Is not a date or whatever that follows supposed to be a mutual one? Should not that be pleasant to both parties involved? Not that you are doing some kind of favor to us by letting yourself go out with us upon asking. Apparently it was you who tempted poor Adam to lose his abode in Eden, and his virginity. I am not sponsoring remorse free sex here but I am also not denying the fact which is when it comes to that we all want to have(s)experience of all kinds.
Finale
Now one of those situations wherein you just happen to see each other much better only after hitting the bed. Mind you I am still not discussing what this topic in initial look seems. It’s just about impressing women and this situation could be one. Yea, so I was saying you both are there and needless I say we all men have this tendency of overriding and showcasing the ever-going strength of our libido. No matter what do not get caught
without the rubber. One, two or zillion drinks down we all men have this hunch of things-about-to-happen and you still turn out a jackass by not carrying it. Forget the morning-after-pill which she in that or in any case might have to pop up but what on earth are you trying to prove? It certainly would make an impact if you carry it. She might forgive you for not carrying it in that moment of heat and passion but what possibly could have been a second meeting is definitely a foregone reality for sure. And dare I say about the importance of foreplay, the friendly chase and the moment after are equally important.
So that is that. Now go out, venture out, play your card and come out winner and let them faint dead because for their disbelief you were amazingly elegant, utterly appetizing in ALL terms and conditions.
P.S. Amit(Main_Chup) and Afrank(Sujata) have already written on this topic. However, let me say the topic was my idea to be added into MS and was Mouthpaded by Smita(Chintu25) upon my request as when this idea struck I was far from being coming online and called her and told to Mouthpad it. Amit in his mentioned “as no one has written on this topic so no one knows how to”. With due respect to him, yes sir you nailed it first thanks to MS not letting know Smita of it been added on time. And before I could blink and soak up what Amit had to say Sujata came up with a nice counter. Wow! Sujata, with due respect to you, I have mentioned few things which are quite in opposition to your view. So, I took a backseat for a moment and after sometime here I present you with my case.