Cant help it , can u – ‘Maut aur Peeshab kabhi bhee aa sakati hai- Death n pee can strike any damn time ’. In a match, when the crunch situation is on, its all about who can hold nerves for longer. The same, however, can’t be advised for emergency calls. ‘Budhi-jeevees’ (intellectuals) , too, in our ‘Shastras’, have advised us to get rid of
them as soon as possible. So as soon as u wake up, u r expected to get ‘nrivitta’ from ‘shauch-aadi prakriya’.
And there advised is logical too. Those days didn’t boasted of some techno-drainage facilities which we enjoy today. So most of the ppl got to do all those things done in open fields early morning - before they can be traced by ‘aam janata’ and get bombarded with comments – all avoidable types.
I give regular visits to r desi shauchalayas (toilets) for obvious reasons and I tell u what, that 30 seconds r so enriching @ experience that if I can get a bit more consistent with my patience, I can write a book on it altogether.
Meanwhile, here are some tips to make ur short trip exciting :
Enjoy as u do – Look around – There’s entertainment free of cost everywhere -A retrospect of ur machismo , Free adds – ‘Stree se naakam purush mile , Dr. Zhola-walla and types, Organ enlargement recipes, success guaranteed…..
Erotic Creativity at its best – Those hand made pictures, giving details of some absolutely confidential matter, may not b comparable to the Khajuraho sculpture by ne means, but, never the less the are the best way of time pass. Check out for the comments written sideways d drawing, they r a surplus..
‘….Naak band , , aur sab kuch ulta pulta and not having Vicks action 500, No prob, entere ne desi toilet - its very effective in solving those problems . Thou the experience after ur nasal holes starts reacting may not b a pleasant one, but then as they say, medicines are bitter…..
What more, the ‘shauchalayas’ spreads message of national integrity and brotherhood.– Hindu do it, so do Muslims, and the Christians comes out of it, with the same relaxed looks like a Sikh.. No discrimination whatsoever – caste, creed, color, sex…. uh, no ….not sex - Separate arrangements for men n women please…
Some Further Tips :
· Carry a handkerchief – that’s a must. Wear Shoes, slippers might not be able to coordinate with the accessories lying ‘yatra tatra sarvatra’.
· Do carry Toilet Paper as desi ‘shauchalayas’ often joins ‘pani bachaoo aandolan’, without any prior notice.
· Looking at Indian eating habits, pls make sure that the toilet paper don’t catches fire…
All said and done , I must confess, despite the all messy environment it offers , one can’t help thanking them , just because when the unwanted stuff is out of u, it’s so so so so damn good of a feeling that one u cant help saying ‘Aaha.. Wat a Relief’ !
R
16;Laghushanka Aevam Deerghashanka Nivarhan Kendra’ : Penned by QSB on 3.6.06.