This one’s going to be in rhyme... here goes
The Gillette Mach 3 rhyme
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I hold you in my hand, Mach 3
oh product of Gillette
your three blades gleam, quite shiny
you see my face quite wet
you watch me work a lather up
and coat my face with foam
as I swish you in this little cup
in the bathroom of my home
Now the foam is on my bearded face
and its time to whisk and whask (i made up that word)
to slip and slide and leave no trace
of this rabid white foamy mask
I grip your handle, great design
and place your head on my face
I know that the only face of mine
wont turn into a disgrace
You cut through hair and not through skin
you’re quite smooth and velvet
the forests on my face begin
to face the wrath of Gillette
Soon the deed is done quite well
this razor is a boon
I’ll need you Mach 3, I can tell
the hairs will grow back soon
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For the purists:
Mach 3 has three blades mounted on the razors head which provide a close shave (i.e. for your skin... lesser or virtually no cuts and nicks).
Mach 3 is ergonomically designed. If you hold it in a wind tunnel (or a fan) it will let air pass through with minimum resistance (boy... I need a vacation).
Mach 3 is a bit expensive but then you cant expect to buy a decent product like this for cheap. Good news is, the blades are good for a few shaves.
How it worked for me
Well, I still have a face. And Mach 3 hasnt nicked it yet. So its cool.
~finis~