One two, oh please don’t view
three four, this crashing bore
five six, of two girls curved like sticks
seven eight, who can’t lay them straight
nine ten, and can’t stand men
eleven twelve, story - hmm, what to tell?
thirteen fourteen, hero heroine are boating
fifteen sixteen, the music is mean
seventeen eighteen, soggy lyrics in between
ninety twenty, reasons to miss movie are aplenty!
twenty one twenty two, if this review
twenty three twenty four, reads like a bore
twenty five twenty six, it’s as simplistic
twenty seven twenty eight, as the movie, my mate
twenty nine thirty, (psst - guys, it’s not even dirty!)
thirty one thirty two, but an insult to lesbians true
thirty three thirty four, girlfriend fails to score
thirty five thirty six, with it’s bag of tricks
thirty seven thirty eight, I hate to say it
thirty nine forty, looking back, even ’FIRE’ is arty!