Google is 2 HOT 2 KOOL. MERI BIWI NO. 1
keheti hai jab wo hamri PADOSAN thi tab EK DIN ACHANAK AAINA mein wo
mera PARCHHAAIAN dekhi thi. Tab hi se unki DIL mein mere liye ISHQ
jata hua tha. AAKHIR KYON? BAHURANI ka kehna hai ke iske pichhe tha
orkut me mera KHALNAYAK jaisa profile picture. KHEL KHEL MEIN jab wo
orkut surf karti thi tab unhone mera wo picture dekhi thi.Wo profile
picture hi unko GHAYAL ki thi. Uske baad ek din hum dono SADAK pe
KHUDA GAWAH leke SACHAAI mein SHAADI KA LADOO kha lia. Tab se suru
hua mera google web searching. Kyon ki SHAADI SE PEHLE se hi mera koi
NAUKRI nehi tha. Google surf karte karte blogger mein hume mila ek JAADUGAR ka
blog. Wo mera JANI DUSHMAN tha. KHUDA KASAM, wo DADAGIRI bahut karta
tha. Google Map mein unka TASVEER bhi tha. Google Ad Sence mein wo
SHREE 420 ka ONE 2 KA 4 ad nikla tha.OOOPS, wo MAWALI ko maine gmail
bhej dala. NAMAK HARAM ne mujhe AN EVENING IN PARIS mein interview pe
bulaya. Tab se main DADI MAA ki kehne par google book search karna
suru kia. MUNNABHAI MBBS ne google news bhi dekh ne ko bola. Ek
LAAWARIS ne google notebook use karna sikhaya. LAILA MAJNU ne mera
LOCKET mein google mobile daal diya. Baas main roz subha hote hi RAJ
TILAK lagake NADIYA KE PAR chala jata tha aur google translate use
karke translation sikhta tha. Mera RAGINI KABHI KABHI **google alert
*bhi bhejta hue is JANWAR ko bulati thi. Tab kya pata mera PARWANA
kahin aur likha hua tha. Google images mein wo JADUGAR bhi mera
KHOOBSURAT chehra dekha tha. MERE JEEVAN SATHI ne kabhi picasa mein
mera ek tasveer upload kiya tha. WAQT nikalta gaya aur WOH LAMHE aa
gaya. 16 DECEMBER ko main ek JEANS pahen ke MR X IN BOMBAY ki tarah
FUNTOOSH banke EK CHALIS KI LAST LOCAL pe baith gaya aur sidha CHINA
TOWN pohunch gaya. RASTE mein bohut sare DIWANE mile par kisi ne bhi
mereko paris ka pata nehi bata saka. Tab mila DESH PREMI ka **google
sms. Wo **google groups ka help lene ko bola. Wo log google code pata
karke bola PARIS jana ab NAMUMKIN hain, Kyon ke sehar mein abhi NAKA
BANDI chal raha hai. Tabhi mera jeevan ka ANDHI TOOFAN bujhaane ke
liye aaya google scholars. Wo log google university search karke
mujhe ek computer ke saamne baitha diya aur google talk open kar
diya.Google labs walo ne ek ADMI ko dhund raha unki lab mein jhhar
ponch karne ke liye. Wo log mujhpe FIDA ho gaye. Aur main baas
FOOTPATH se MAHAL tak pohuncha gaya. Google chrome use karte karte
main HAMARA WATAN ko HIJACK hone se bachaya. Par wo dusri kahani
haai. KABHI NA KABHI to bataunga, par AA AB LAUT CHALE ghar tak.
BOBBY aur unki MAA mera INTEZAAR mein haai.
Agar aap ne kabhi Google Desktop search
mein “ek HIMMATWALA HINDUSTANI” search karenge to you tube mein
mera ek google video bhi mil jayega. Us video mein appan kaise google finance track karte hue mere SAAS BAHU AUR SENSEX ko follow karta hoon wohi dikha diya. Zaroor dekhna.
SALAM-E-ISHQ
MERA NAAM JOKAR