What makes this a sad place:
Filthy glasses for your welcome drink
A DJ who plays to kill your love for music. If you don’t die from the music you’ll at least wish you were born deaf!
Unclean water in the tiniest swimming pool around - The pool water is kept chill on purpose to discourage more people from using it
They even stop the artificial waterfall as soon as they see someone enter the pool
Buffet has no variety. Only 2 dishes in the entire buffet will seem worth it.
Boring crowd - mostly family oldies
Even the mot sober-looking worthless room will cost a bomb
They serve BS in the name of snacks with high tea
Dim-lit dressing-rooms. You’d rather change outside it!
What are the pluses:
Come here with an interesting bunch of friends who’ll make you forget that the place is sad. It’s your only saving grace.
Kool rain-dance
Spacious ground to play cricket/outdoor games
Affordable resort around town