If one ever wonders what hell is like. just come to Gurgaon. Here’s a brief description of the kind of ambience one will get here:-
The Gate Keepers: Roaming in their PCR vans, the gate-keepers can be easily soptted staring at the girls and even married women. Their lustful eyes speak for themselves. In the night one can easily spot these vans collecting their share of booty from the liquor shops & even from the crowd coming to these shops. Its safer to be a teetollar in Gurgaon. During all these activties the rest of the vans are busy collecting hafta from bike-riders who by chance have forgot their papers. One would notice an intyeresting thing that while office goers are harrased by these vans, the local jats roam free.
The Local Public: True Hell Creatures. They speak not words, but venom. Every sentence of their starts & ends with a slang. Ready to start a fight at any moment, these JATs have the looks to even frighten the devil himself. " Keep Distance of these Deadly Creatures". Special advice for girls:- Never venture near a Jat.
Transport:- The autowallas are all Jats. So need not say more. Consider urself lucky if you are not beaten by these thugs. And as far as possible avoid these autos lest u wanna be embarresed & humiliated.
Evvironment:- Dust rules the air here. Everywhere you go you will find dust particles of various sizes accompanying you. By the time you reach your destination your nostril and other visible openings on the face would have turned into a heavenly abode for the dust paritcles. GGN can easily be awarded with the title " Dustiest City . sorry. goan"
Climate:- Summer( 45-49 degree centigrade)
Winter( 0-5 degree centigrade)
Monsoon:- whole gaon is submerged under the overflowing drains. Keep your lifejacket near you.
Imp:- Do wish your loved ones good-bye and check your insurance policy before stepping in this land of devils.