I quote herewith Testimonials of a few people who are praising Harpic !
1. Credit card Salesman :
Saar, all of ur bad work can’t be washed away bu God and by pataving Police.
Committing sin ... Go to Tirupati ... Rs. 50000
Running over a person while you are drunk ... Patav a Police ... Rs. 100000 (Cross-check with Salman Khan)
Caught red-handed while having drugs ... Patav Police, Media .... Rs. 500000 (Cross check with Fardeen Khan)
Not all ur bad work is washed away by Police and God ... For everything else there is there is Harpic ...
2. Pimple Cream Salesman :
This is for making everything Clean and Clear !
3. Saddam Hussain:
I, the President of Iraq was fortunate enough to use Harpic while I was hiding in the small rat-hole.
4. George W Bush:
This is for taking care of the WMDs present inside your toilet seat. And I’m happy that Saddam Hussain is also agreeing to it.
5. Laloo Prasad Yadav:
Are ka re... ye Harpic warpic kya he ? Be Indian...buy Indian. The company manufacturing this product is Reckitt and Benckiser and it a videsi company.
I’m instantly issuing a noticewa to the Railways staff to not to use the Harpic in Railways.
Dear Laloojee, Is Harpic is used to clean the toilets of any style i.e. Indian and Foren. And Do Railways ever bothered to clear the toilets inside the trains...Ka bakwas baat karta he
6. The Call Center Executive:
Sorry to keep you on hold Sir ... But we use toilet for different purposes ... And we dont think its a Sin ... Hence we dont need Harpic !!!
7. Amitabh Bachchan :
Are bhai, Pehle advertising contract sign karo. Fir Aman Varma ke jagah par logon ke toilets clean karne ke liye mein bhi jaoonga...
8. Mutual Fund Executive :
Harpic yields better returns on your drained off investments !
9. Bill Gates after finding new bug in Internet Explorer :
Can Harpic washes out the software bugs ...
10. Zuludancing
Give me some harpic to clean my brain of these crap ideas...
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For the people who wanted to know about this product
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Harpic is a product from the reputed FMCG company named Reckitt Benckiser. It was earlier known by the name of Reckitt Coloman. This product is the dominant player in the Rs. 50 crores toilet cleaner market and has been there since ages.
In terms of MArket share it commands more than 75 % of the market share and faces competition from several players like Sanifresh, etc.
Harpic is tried and tasted for last few years. The company is also pro-active in terms of product design. They are keen even on the shape of the bottle.
And yes final testimonial from Aman Varma ... Err...Sorry Aman ... I’m not going to target you anymore...